Dragon Age: Why We Can't Have Nice Things
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Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Loser Araysar
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Bro why are you going on a two page rant about penis length.
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Hatorade
A nice asshole.
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Jesus it worse than I possible imagined... Some of the worst writing I have ever seen and the cringe is insane. Was waiting for harding to do the uwu voice during here morty oh geez rick moment.
Maybe the combat is good...nope, cool areas...nope.
Gonna go play the VOIN demo again.
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Gavinmad
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Mortismal is kind of a faggot. His channel is a great place to find indie CRPGs that you never would have heard of otherwise but he won't do anything to jeopardize his review copy access. He's positive about all sorts of triple A slop, pretty sure he likes Starfield too.
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Rajaah
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Because the alternative is talking about Dragon Age: Veilguard
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Nola
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Holy shit does Mortismal ever sleep? I mean he 100% completion reviews almost every damn game. Guys a machine.
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Vorph
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Unfortunately this is true. His videos are generally good, especially when it's a game you never heard of before, but the verdict at the end is practically meaningless. The game has to be just about unplayable for him to say anything more critical than 'the price is a little high'. ACG has been in a similar situation for a while now too.
I bet they don't even let you send the degenerate characters off to be killed this time either.
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Caliane
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yeah, I'm not sure. if its indie and he doesn't like it, he doesn't post the review. but with AAA always has nice things to say. I'm not sure if its fear of access, or just genuinely is just far more forgiving of the slop.
Bald Brah
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Caliane
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yeah thats rough for a company like bioware. I don't think people quite understand how much larian bg3 raised the bar. they shit on EVERYONE with the facial animations. but, bioware at least should be in the running..
Derkon
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Yeah I read a few reviews that mentioned the character interactions are "safe" and non-confrontational. Like you can't really be an asshole in this.
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Burns
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He certainly likes the action style of "RPG" that is on rails, as he keep releasing videos about how excited he is about Avowed (Obsidian's action game in development).
Still, even with that large flaw, at least his takes on the more classic style wRPGs is pretty good, and his videos are formatted well; so he remains the most reliable reviewer that I have found, for my tastes.
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Yeah BG3 was really bad too at the beginning. It was fucking cringy as fuck. Ended up being a great game and that shit stopped after 1st act, but damn, why do I have to go through all that? It was literally pushed in your face. I can see if you ask for it or whatever, but why does it have to be pushed like that?