Dragon Age: Why We Can't Have Nice Things

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Daidraco

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Already getting tired of this trendy retard shit of people making fun of old games that were and are legends within the gaming community. This is the first time Ive heard someone say they didnt like the old DA games, and to each their own. (Heard it about the Elder Scrolls games not to long ago.) But to say they were edgy garbage is in itself edgy garbage. Next thing I know, Ill see someone say Witcher 3 sucked cause the Baron promoted Domestic Violence. Fucking cuck ass takes.
 
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Burns

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I promise that I have been calling Dragon Age 2 and Oblivion trash since they were released!
 
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the first dragon age was great because my short hairy dwarf fucked morrigan
 
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A long hard look… lol Freudian slip at its finest.
 
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I never played any past DA2, which killed the series for me by itself.
 
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I didn't even play DA 2 once I saw what they were doing to it based on trailer/reviews. Was amazing how fast they fucked that series when you think about it, at least it took them awhile to kill Mass Effect.
 
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I said DA:O was shit when it came out. Took me less than 10 hours to beat it and a bunch of people rammed themselves up my ass telling me I played it wrong because I only did the main quest. My argument was the main quest should've been better.

The series has always been an abortion and clearly always will.
 
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TomServo

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I said DA:O was shit when it came out. Took me less than 10 hours to beat it and a bunch of people rammed themselves up my ass telling me I played it wrong because I only did the main quest. My argument was the main quest should've been better.

The series has always been an abortion and clearly always will.
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Did you write a palm muted drop d metal song about how much this game sucked?
 
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Fadaar

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Fogel said:
I didn't even play DA 2 once I saw what they were doing to it based on trailer/reviews. Was amazing how fast they fucked that series when you think about it, at least it took them awhile to kill Mass Effect.
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At least in the Mass Effect series the gameplay got better with each game (not counting Andromeda because I never played it). ME1 > 2 > 3 definitely felt better each time. Dragon Age though? Go from a very well fleshed out CRPG to hack n slash dogshit in the span of one game.
 
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At least in the Mass Effect series the gameplay got better with each game (not counting Andromeda because I never played it). ME1 > 2 > 3 definitely felt better each time. Dragon Age though? Go from a very well fleshed out CRPG to hack n slash dogshit in the span of one game.
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but DA2 made 2handed weapons no longer feel awful.
 
Fadaar

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Also I just noticed something watching videos -- the character design looks straight ouf of BioShock. THAT is what they look like.
 
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I remember when the first Dragon Age came out and my dwarf ended up having gay sex with an elf and it was the most hilarious shit I had seen in gaming. Now you can chop your tits off and have family dinners coming out as a tranny. Every triple A game and studio failure is a win for gaming. I really hope all these bogus 10/10 reviews don't let this game succeed. Money lost is the only fix for these problems.
 
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Rajaah

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in the main browser view click the three dots and choose "Don't recommend channel" and you will never see it again.

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I should have done this with some of my mom's Youtube subscriptions a year ago. She started getting into a lot of political hate-monger channels that give her one side of the story and leave out most of the actual details/information, then proceeded to become insufferably partisan over the months and now her brothers can't even have a conversation with her.

All that could have been avoided if I'd just gone on her account and blocked all the MeidasTouch / Dave Pakman type stuff. I also didn't realize what was going on until a couple months into it when her personality changed and every time I dropped by she had one of those channels droning on the TV.

Shoulda blocked them and promoted some nature videos or something. I actually did try at one point to quietly unsub her from all the political stuff (and felt pretty low/sneaky in the process) and she actually got a lot nicer / more balanced for about a week before, evidently, everything was right back the way it was.

Youtube doesn't actually keep these things away permanently, it'll trickle them back in to see if the person clicks. In other words partisanship is a bit like drugs, the person has to want to get off of it.
 
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Daidraco said:
Already getting tired of this trendy retard shit of people making fun of old games that were and are legends within the gaming community. This is the first time Ive heard someone say they didnt like the old DA games, and to each their own. (Heard it about the Elder Scrolls games not to long ago.) But to say they were edgy garbage is in itself edgy garbage. Next thing I know, Ill see someone say Witcher 3 sucked cause the Baron promoted Domestic Violence. Fucking cuck ass takes.
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So is Dragon Age 1 really one of the best RPGs ever? Never played it. It's in that PS3-era purgatory now where things are very tough to go back to until they get a remaster (see also RDR1). On console anyway, I'm sure there's a nice version on PC floating around.
 
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So is Dragon Age 1 really one of the best RPGs ever? Never played it. It's in that PS3-era purgatory now where things are very tough to go back to until they get a remaster (see also RDR1). On console anyway, I'm sure there's a nice version on PC floating around.
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my wife and i playd da2 first, it basically sucked the dugeons were like just randomly generated squares the "city" was garbage (you were just based in a castle)

then i said lets try the first game, wow graphics sucked, but right away the characters and the god damn story drew you in

the main plot? the grey wardens? all that shit is like an afterthought in da2, fucking hell da origins has some of the best supporting characters
 
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Gavinmad

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I remember when the first Dragon Age came out and my dwarf ended up having gay sex with an elf and it was the most hilarious shit I had seen in gaming.
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Sure but depending on your choices you could also have an orgy with Zevran, Leliana, and Isabela or you and Alistair could spitroast Isabela. Dwarf noble can bang two chicks at once during his background quest, mage background can fuck a desire demon later on in Redcliffe. Back then it was just tons of crazy options available to you, nothing was forced on you like it is now.
 
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I said DA:O was shit when it came out. Took me less than 10 hours to beat it and a bunch of people rammed themselves up my ass telling me I played it wrong because I only did the main quest. My argument was the main quest should've been better.

The series has always been an abortion and clearly always will.
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Except now this shit rams modern day trans and DEI garbage down your throat. Pay the low low price of $79.99 for your daily dose of indoctrination.
 
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