Dragon Age: Why We Can't Have Nice Things

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so just under 100k watching on twitch but over half is asmon stream yet they banned him from there reddit
 
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Chanur

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Just occured to me that darkspawn should be a euphemism for tranbos...make it so boys

The world must be protected by the gay wardens. Who, through the power of Dank memes, prevent the world from succumbing to the e'er encroaching "rainbow menace"
Clearly Dark Spawn is code for liberals. I figured when they all got together for a blight it was the dark spawn equivalent of riots.
 
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Chanur

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so just under 100k watching on twitch but over half is asmon stream yet they banned him from there reddit
I am watching the Asmon stream and it's amusing because he knows and cares nothing about the setting.

Also every other mission they sit around on a couch and share our feelings.

Dwarves can now use magic too. It's super fucking gay.
 

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It’s an established IP, they take multiple fails to actually start flopping. Like Star Wars and marvel movies
True, Disney Wars 7 was just barely good enough to get me to watch ep 8 but then fuck no for 9.
 
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You’d be surprised about how much stuff they broadcast that goes against left leaning norms. Not saying that slant doesn’t exist in it, but in the past month I listened to a researcher providing evidence that COVID was leaked from a virology lab in China due to insufficient safeguards for a novel virus and Coleman Hughes (I think?) talking about how many DEI efforts basically go too far and effectively become racist unto themselves (he called it Neo Racism)

There is a cool program called Hidden Brain on Saturday that also discusses research involving the human mind - the one focusing on extremism and how MRI showed how it literally changes the brain was interesting (guy was researching terrorists originally)

So about as “against left leaning norms” as Bill Maher. Got it.
 
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There's no gay shit in Elden Ring right? It's very classic fantasy princess bride style with the finger maidens and Ranni. There are some cool buddy quests too like Dialo and Yura but they are strictly platonic. The game is a classic but morbid fairy tale. Set up very ridigly towards a male protagonist.
Clearly you didnt play shadow of the erdtree.

Theoretically against Reddit's terms of service but this has been going on very openly for 5-6+ years now. Lots of subs auto ban you simply for posting in other subs.

And this company is worth nearly 20 billion dollars now.
 

Mist

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This is basically God of Queer and it's unfortunately going to do fine.

People are welcome to like this garbage. I saw a few fight sequences that actually looked good, just totally ripped off from GoW minus all the character those games had.
 

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This is basically God of Queer and it's unfortunately going to do fine.

People are welcome to like this garbage. I saw a few fight sequences that actually looked good, just totally ripped off from GoW minus all the character those games had.
I was calling that this wouldn’t be a total flop. I still think it will be disappointing and lose money, but expecting a total flop with its history wasn’t thinking bound by experience or reality.
 

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This game looks like God of Kigdoms of Amalur War for twinks. Nothing like DA
 
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