Dragon Age: Why We Can't Have Nice Things

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If you strip away all the gay, tranny shit, the bad dialogue, the tropey story, just looking at this game being played, its one dimensional as fuck. On rails action game with shit combat, lacking loot, its just not a good game.

Same cannot be said for games like BG3 and 2077.
 
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mkopec said:
If you strip away all the gay, tranny shit, the bad dialogue, the tropey story, just looking at this game being played, its one dimensional as fuck. On rails action game with shit combat, lacking loot, its just not a good game.

Same cannot be said for games like BG3 and 2077.
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Yeah this is a C+ GOW knockoff at best. Probably a decent gap-filler game for people who just want something in the genre to fuck around with but its linear as fuck. I will just watch streams and skip it.

That said, it's the top selling game on Steam so if you think EA/Bioware is going to learn any harsh lessons from this you're wrong. By the time people realize how lame and linear it is, it'll be past the return window. There's also not a lot of games out right now so people will probably end up finishing it anyway once they can't return it.
 
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70k live on steam isn't much to write home about. I imagine at least half of those are putting in for refunds.

Wukong did like 2.2 million day one.
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EA own their own platform, no idea how good it is since the only EA game I got in the last 12 years was Titan Fall 2 (on PS4?!?) and it was amazing. Liked the first DA but I tried the second one and I didn't liked it for a reason I don't remember. Wukon had China numbers and I guess that it was pretty high. Also they don't have many current gen console there. PC/Steam was their only option.
 
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EA own their own platform, no idea how good it is since the only EA game I got in the last 12 years was Titan Fall 2 (on PS4?!?) and it was amazing. Liked the first DA but I tried the second one and I didn't liked it for a reason I don't remember. Wukon had China numbers and I guess that it was pretty high. Also they don't have many current gen console there. PC/Steam was their only option.
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Well the wiki doesn't have any mention of sales. Just bragging over the canned paid reviews.

It certainly isn't going to be a blockbuster and hopefully this gay pandering crap falls flat on its face.
 
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That said, it's the top selling game on Steam so if you think EA/Bioware is going to learn any harsh lessons from this you're wrong. By the time people realize how lame and linear it is, it'll be past the return window. There's also not a lot of games out right now so people will probably end up finishing it anyway once they can't return it.
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Top selling doesn't mean anything when there aren't any other new games to buy on Steam. There are more people playing a shitty 6 y/o indie game than are playing this.

It will bomb miserably because it is yet another example of a company that doesn't understand who makes up their core customer base, which are straight white males who don't want to have anything to do with trannies or homos. It was evident a long time ago that this would be full of tranny faggotry and thus plainly easy to predict failure.
 
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So it peaked at 70,000 on launch day. Will be interesting to see if they can beat that. I think Springbok Springbok 's asshole might be safe.
 
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Dragon Age will be a top selling game on name alone, that's not really surprising. I'd like to see that number be maintained along with concurrent users.
 
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Yeah, we'll see what kind of numbers they do through this weekend. Wonder if people going in blind will just be like 'fuck this'. Not even due to the woke shit, but all the other problems that SkillUp mentioned in his review. Just doesn't sound fun.
 
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So it peaked at 70,000 on launch day. Will be interesting to see if they can beat that. I think Springbok Springbok 's asshole might be safe.
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