Dragon Age: Why We Can't Have Nice Things

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Bald Brah

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I was calling that this wouldn’t be a total flop. I still think it will be disappointing and lose money, but expecting a total flop with its history wasn’t thinking bound by experience or reality.

70k live on steam isn't much to write home about. I imagine at least half of those are putting in for refunds.

Wukong did like 2.2 million day one.
 
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70k live on steam isn't much to write home about. I imagine at least half of those are putting in for refunds.

Wukong did like 2.2 million day one.
Yea, it’d be a pretty good release for a smaller studio.. but for BioWare? Numbers like that are definitely not bringing cheers of joy.
 

Argarth

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All this DA "buzz" prompted me to downloaded DA:I again (GotY was free some time ago) just for the hell of it, and threw a bunch of QoL mods at it.

Just got to the Hinterlands, which is where I bailed on it last time due to all the busywork, and never picked it up again. Will try and stick to the MQ this time around, interested to see if it pisses me off again heh. Game still looks pretty damn good considering its age.
 

Xexx

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I can usually pump in a good 6-7hrs the first day on a good rpg, but this only lasted an hour or so. I'll try to get back in it tomorrow but i just wasnt thrilled with melee, should have started ranger.
 
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mkopec

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I watched some of his stream with the sound off while I was listening to the Rogan interview and what I saw was uninspiring. Pretty linear, combat seemed ho-hum hardly any loot and all the environments seemed samey. I know its just the start of the game but meh.
 

pwe

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The new Asmon videos shows they went full retard. Will not touch with a 10-foot pole.
 
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Big Phoenix

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fucking lol

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goishen

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Playing through DAO, it really has opened my eyes again to what BioWare could'a been. Now, we got a bunch'a tranny activists in there.
 
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Gavinmad

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Oh god.

That's ISABELA in the 'oh I must make this absurdly drawn out and over the top apology for misgendering someone' scene.
 

Barellron

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However fake and gay you think this game is, I guarantee it is faker and gayer. Apparently one of the companions is non-binary and comes out to mommy while you're having dinner. Your dialogue choices to react are all basically "yas, kween". Bioware has been trying to scrub the internet of footage of the encounter. It's late enough into the game to not permit a refund.

It is a straight-up 21st century white woman LGBTQ ally fantasy shoved into the game.
 
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