Dragon Age: Why We Can't Have Nice Things

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Vorph

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I remember that Baldurs Gate remaster where they added a trans NPC who lectures you on how hard it is to live in the wrong body in a setting that literally has a gender swap belt available within five map screens
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The Andromeda troon was retarded too, especially given the setting. At least in the past they let you go 'let me stop you right there, I don't give a fuck' and you just walk away. They realized that everyone who wasn't just as batshit insane as they are chose that option, so the obvious solution was to make the main character sit through the lecture and then be presented with dialogue options that not just affirm but also participate in the mental illness on display.

Which is exactly what these degenerate fucks wish they could do to everyone they meet in real life.
 
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Well all the DEI dialogues, lecturing how you should feel, wooden voice acting and 80s trash movie banter acting aside... this is a really mediocre game. I'm about 15 hours in and it's super linear, your dialogue choices do not really matter other than companion standing, the combat is clunky and very imprecise (I played warrior) and the overall story, well I read better one dollar grocery store fantasy novels. Seriously, I don't care about about all the weirdness of the characters around me but goddamn this is a 4/10 rpg game under the whole media drama cover. And I managed to make a lazy eye char that gives me ME:A vibes in every goddamn cutscene.
 
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krismunich said:
Well all the DEI dialogues, lecturing how you should feel, wooden voice acting and 80s trash movie banter acting aside... this is a really mediocre game. I'm about 15 hours in and it's super linear, your dialogue choices do not really matter other than companion standing, the combat is clunky and very imprecise (I played warrior) and the overall story, well I read better one dollar grocery store fantasy novels. Seriously, I don't care about about all the weirdness of the characters around me but goddamn this is a 4/10 rpg game under the whole media drama cover. And I managed to make a lazy eye char that gives me ME:A vibes in every goddamn cutscene.
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So get a refund before it's too late?
 
OU Ariakas

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You guys aren't seeing the upside here. Do you know how many normal gamers are going to remember liking the other ones, see this rated as a 9 or 10, and then get to the dinner scene and have to sit through that whole thing with no way to skip it? This game is going to create another whole legion of "Gamergaters" for those fucking retards to cry about. It's going to be glorious.

Oh, and Bioware's next title will get less goodwill because of the bait and switch. All for the low, low price of just not giving a fuck about this trash game.
 
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Phazael

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Vorph said:
The Andromeda troon was retarded too, especially given the setting. At least in the past they let you go 'let me stop you right there, I don't give a fuck' and you just walk away. They realized that everyone who wasn't just as batshit insane as they are chose that option, so the obvious solution was to make the main character sit through the lecture and then be presented with dialogue options that not just affirm but also participate in the mental illness on display.

Which is exactly what these degenerate fucks wish they could do to everyone they meet in real life.
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Its actually arguably worse in some ways with Andromeda, because the entire premise was having limited survivors trying to colonize a new galaxy in order to keep their civilizations existing. This requires procreation. Faggots dragging the numbers down is bad enough, but at least the gays can still crank out a couple fuck trophies. Trannies being sterile makes them completely useless, mental health issues not even in the conversaton.

My headcannon for Andromeda was that the council knew that to win the Reaper War they had to get rid of the weak and stupid, so they crammed as many woke tards into spaceships and shot them towards another galaxy. They did not give a fuck if they colonized successfully or not, they just wanted them gotten rid of. Kind of like how aliens dumped all their middle manager types on ancient Earth in Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy series.
 
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Woke-off mod :: Dragon Age™: The Veilguard General Discussions

I waiting woke-off ♥♥♥♥ mod If you wait same, write +
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Reading through the thread seeing all the (Banned) under the posts.
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Daidraco

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Izo said:
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Woke-off mod :: Dragon Age™: The Veilguard General Discussions

I waiting woke-off ♥♥♥♥ mod If you wait same, write +
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Yea fucking right. Any modding platform will immediately ban anything that even comes remotely close to "discriminating" against the alphabet community.
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Its actually arguably worse in some ways with Andromeda, because the entire premise was having limited survivors trying to colonize a new galaxy in order to keep their civilizations existing. This requires procreation. Faggots dragging the numbers down is bad enough, but at least the gays can still crank out a couple fuck trophies. Trannies being sterile makes them completely useless, mental health issues not even in the conversaton.

My headcannon for Andromeda was that the council knew that to win the Reaper War they had to get rid of the weak and stupid, so they crammed as many woke tards into spaceships and shot them towards another galaxy. They did not give a fuck if they colonized successfully or not, they just wanted them gotten rid of. Kind of like how aliens dumped all their middle manager types on ancient Earth in Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy series.
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People already believe that the elite are weeding out certain groups of individuals by doing this anyways. Wouldnt be too far fetched of an idea that some mega wealthy person celebrates and brings praise to the alphabet, just so they would voluntarily go kill themselves. "Bring pride to the LGBT+ community and be the first people to step on the Sun!"
 
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Caliane

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OU Ariakas said:
You guys aren't seeing the upside here. Do you know how many normal gamers are going to remember liking the other ones, see this rated as a 9 or 10, and then get to the dinner scene and have to sit through that whole thing with no way to skip it? This game is going to create another whole legion of "Gamergaters" for those fucking retards to cry about. It's going to be glorious.

Oh, and Bioware's next title will get less goodwill because of the bait and switch. All for the low, low price of just not giving a fuck about this trash game.
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Inquisition should have done that. ANDROMEDA should have done that. maybe even ME 3 should have done that. yet they keep coming back.
see diablo 3 and 4 as well.

I don't know what it will actually take to break these people.

my brother still watches netflix, disney shows,etc as well.
 
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Man so disappointing was really looking for an excuse to hit up Taco Bell
 
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Watching Asmongold doing a play through of this and just noticed weapons and armor seem to be appearance only ??? WTF!!!
 
Vorph

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Watching Asmongold doing a play through of this and just noticed weapons and armor seem to be appearance only ??? WTF!!!
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There's stats, but it's basically just +gooder with a couple extra random attributes.
 
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I remember that Baldurs Gate remaster where they added a trans NPC who lectures you on how hard it is to live in the wrong body in a setting that literally has a gender swap belt available within five map screens
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I loved that character's intro. You're doing shit and it's all "do you think my name is weird?"

Hmmm, no cunt we are surrounded by dwarfs,gnomes, orcs, elfs, and all kinds of retards with stupid ass names. Yours didn't strike me as particularly more retarded. She then proceeds to wax philosophical about how she's a troon.

Edwin being stuck in a woman's body was already a plotline for his quest in the base game anyway. From 20 years before they remastered it. Nope. Still needed troons.
 
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Sinistkir13

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This feels like the official line distinguishing reviewers with the least bit of legitimacy possible from the NPCs.

You can't even make a case for the graphics because it looks like some last generation trash that would have gotten roasted for having the audacity to pretend it's a full priced game from a developer that identifies as AAA.

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fucking lol
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OU Ariakas said:
You guys aren't seeing the upside here. Do you know how many normal gamers are going to remember liking the other ones, see this rated as a 9 or 10, and then get to the dinner scene and have to sit through that whole thing with no way to skip it? This game is going to create another whole legion of "Gamergaters" for those fucking retards to cry about. It's going to be glorious.

Oh, and Bioware's next title will get less goodwill because of the bait and switch. All for the low, low price of just not giving a fuck about this trash game.
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The troons and the media unwittingly unleashed a black pill upon the average populace because they did, in fact, go full retard with the faggotry to the point that you literally cannot avoid it.

It's not like they hid the blue pill under some peanut butter and fed it to everyone like a bunch of dogs licking up familiar IP. Instead, they showed everyone a jar of Jif, the media said it's the best peanut butter on the planet, but once people buy a jar and open it for themselves, a giant, rainbow dildo springs out like a prank snake in a can.

Just look at the IGN review comment section - people are noticing, and it's only get worse the more average consumers blindly walk into this mess because there isn't a passable game underneath all of the rainbow glitter.

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