Dragon Age: Why We Can't Have Nice Things

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Phazael

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Well apparently the Qunari must have discovered Soy. Probably a plot by Tevinter agents to erode them from within......

And I thought that mage from DAI was the biggest faggot ever in a Bioware game.....
 
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TJT

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Edwin was Bioware's best complete dickhead mage character.

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Greetings. I am Edwin Odesseiron. You simians may refer to me merely as "sir" if you prefer a less... syllable-intensive workout. Edwin Odesseiron is a lawful evil human Conjurer and a potential companion in and . Edwin is available to recruit from Chapter Two. You can acquire him on a bridge at...
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Uriel

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I remember DA:I being one of the DEI games of its time, back during the first gamergate era. It's funny seeing people look back on it fondly now because of how insane things have gotten.
 
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Vorph

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Phazael said:
And I thought that mage from DAI was the biggest faggot ever in a Bioware game.
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Anders was the absolute worst prior to Veilguard, but that was David Gaider's 'Mary Sue' and once Gaider left the company Patrick Weekes (a degen who goes by "Trick" now) took over as lead writer and immediately said, "Hold my beer!"
 
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mkopec

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So word on thee street is they didnt even break 100K on steam over the weekend. not looking good.

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Harshaw

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I talked my aunts out of voting saying it didn't matter Trump would lose. :cool:
 
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Big Phoenix

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Seems like the people who wrote this game have only ever interacted with others over Twitter or discord. Theyve clearly never actually had to have a tense or uncomfortable conversation with another person in the flesh.
 
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Mist

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Big Phoenix said:
Seems like the people who wrote this game have only ever interacted with others over Twitter or discord. Theyve clearly never actually had to have a tense or uncomfortable conversation with another person in the flesh.
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Again, I hate when I agree with Big P. I'm actually writing a story of my own about this hyperonline phenomenon.
 
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