Dragon Age: Why We Can't Have Nice Things

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Cybsled

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Bald Brah

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Out of the steam top 25 after a week. BG3 has more concurrent players now than this game had on release week.

Another week or 2 and this will be out of the news cycle and forgotten.
 
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Tasty The Treat

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Out of the steam top 25 after a week. BG3 has more concurrent players now than this game had on release week.

Another week or 2 and this will be out of the news cycle and forgotten.
The biggest boost this game had is all the ignorant fanboys who wanted to buy this simply because it's the latest Dragon Age game who still had some faith in Bioware's ability to make decent video games.
 

Mist

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Out of the steam top 25 after a week. BG3 has more concurrent players now than this game had on release week.

Another week or 2 and this will be out of the news cycle and forgotten.
17th right now

yes, that's still worse than BG3. except BG3 is one of the best video games of all time and this is an overwoke GoW knockoff

for how mediocre it is, it's still holding up somehow
 
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Aazrael

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So it seems that Taco really had a Kamalas chance as President or a snowballs chance in hell. Disappointed.

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Shmoopy

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Another alleged insider sales leak say 500k sales but with a hefty amount of refunds. About 1/10th of ~5 million needed to be profitable.

Comparing the Steam numbers to BG3 seems to correlate. Plus they immediately announced no DLC means devs are abandoning.

 
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Mist

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Another alleged insider sales leak say 500k sales but with a hefty amount of refunds. About 1/10th of ~5 million needed to be profitable.

Comparing the Steam numbers to BG3 seems to correlate. Plus they immediately announced no DLC means devs are abandoning.


You realize this game is on more than 1 platform, right? lol
 
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Siliconemelons

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You realize this game is on more than 1 platform, right? lol

I know people poop on Mist often.

I saw this thread and I saw Mist was the last post- I said to myself "Lets see Mist's hot take"

so.

Did you watch the video? Its presale numbers and adjustments are indeed - "Across all platforms" so...yes, they do know that it is more than 1 platform... lol
 

Caliane

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Another alleged insider sales leak say 500k sales but with a hefty amount of refunds. About 1/10th of ~5 million needed to be profitable.

Comparing the Steam numbers to BG3 seems to correlate. Plus they immediately announced no DLC means devs are abandoning.


if this barely hit 500k. holy shit. I can't even believe that. I don't. it had to hit at least 1m. which even then would be a massive failure for a AAA title this big.
 

Fucker

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I know people poop on Mist often.

I saw this thread and I saw Mist was the last post- I said to myself "Lets see Mist's hot take"

so.

Did you watch the video? Its presale numbers and adjustments are indeed - "Across all platforms" so...yes, they do know that it is more than 1 platform... lol
People shit on him because he has dog shit personality and IQ.

No. I'm wrong on the IQ part. Dog shit is smarter than Mist and less offensive.
 
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