Dragon Age: Why We Can't Have Nice Things

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Gavinmad

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In fairness Jennifer Hale is a much better voice actor than the dude whose name nobody knows without looking it up first.

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Utnayan

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Word on the street says they have not broke 1 million yet across all platforms :p
 
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Penance

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we're not allowed to have good sci-fi adaptations so they'll massively fuck it up somehow
tbf this has kinda always been true. We're allowed 1-2 good scifi medias every 5 years.

Its just that it used to be because of low budget nonsense, now its gonna be shit tier writing/acting/casting while LOOKING low budget
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goishen

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Fallout was good, if not great.

Mass Effect, I fear, it's just gonna be tranny shit all over again. I've already gotten the standard, "No ONE CARES!" speech on reddit. I mean, BioWare is so full of extremists, at this point.

And the "fan" base, the 12 trannies out there that are *STILL* defending Andromeda as a good game, are gonna cling to this game, this TV series, as their hope and savior.
 
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rhinohelix

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Fallout was good, if not great.

Mass Effect, I fear, it's just gonna be tranny shit all over again. I've already gotten the standard, "No ONE CARES!" speech on reddit. I mean, BioWare is so full of extremists, at this point.

And the "fan" base, the 12 trannies out there that are *STILL* defending Andromeda as a good game, are gonna cling to this game, this TV series, as their hope and savior.
It's trannies and activists all the way down.

I wish they had made this 10 years ago.
 
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spronk

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lol holy shit i thought "eh it sounds pretty bad but maybe people were exaggerating" but jesus it really is a tranny self insert game, isn't it

and the same team is working on ass effect 5, sad

oh well you take the bad with the good, maybe slap dragon age with a rated NC17 rating haha

 
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Vorph

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However bad you think it is, it's 1000x worse every time Taash steps on screen. It's like watching a bunch of degenerates LARPing a D&D game, except they just talk in 2024 social media speak all the time. And you're sitting there with a gun to your head, forced to give thunderous applause and shout "YAAAAS QUEEN" every time they do something.
 
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