Dragon Age: Why We Can't Have Nice Things

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Bonebroth

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45% off in the digital PS Store 2 months after release. Its looking bad. Playstation is very stingy with digital discounts, especially for new games.
 
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Penance

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Bunch of HR speak for bullshit. New writers won't save their projects. The IPs would be better served letting another studio break open their worlds. Capcom would make a much better modern Dragon Age. BG going to Larian was a godsend or we'd have nothing in terms of narrative RPGs from the west for like the past 5 years. Could you imagine if a studio like Fromsoft got to do Mass Effect?
 
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Urlithani

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Bloomberg reporting Bioware now has less than 100 developers. This might actually be a positive if they kept the best people that are actually good at their jobs and became lean and mean.

They could have also kept the DEI folks too...
 
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Bloomberg reporting Bioware now has less than 100 developers. This might actually be a positive if they kept the best people that are actually good at their jobs and became lean and mean.

They could have also kept the DEI folks too...
What best people though? Like even if you remove all the garbage from the last DA story/characters, you're still left with a pretty fucking shit game. The gameplay doesn't salvage the story stuff, and I don't think it was like that because they added queer friendly controls or trans accepting mechanics, it was just not a very good game at its core.
 
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Bald Brah

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What best people though? Like even if you remove all the garbage from the last DA story/characters, you're still left with a pretty fucking shit game. The gameplay doesn't salvage the story stuff, and I don't think it was like that because they added queer friendly controls or trans accepting mechanics, it was just not a very good game at its core.

It was a 10 year old zombie shell of a game they tried to reboot because of all the recent single player rpg interest. The dei hires made it retarded but it was going to be a bullshit cash grab even with competent developers.
 
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Bloomberg reporting Bioware now has less than 100 developers. This might actually be a positive if they kept the best people that are actually good at their jobs and became lean and mean.

They could have also kept the DEI folks too...

They haven't had anyone there good at their job in 15 years
 
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Siliconemelons

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I have known BioWare was doomed back when my friend dated a dev up there - went up there to live w her, but she wouldn’t sponsor him for a work visa lol. She was liberal… left BioWare, worked for Lucas/Disney game dept in Korea or something and now is back in the states.

BioWare had a few magic bottle games then promptly shat themselves.
 
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OU Ariakas

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What sort of mindset does a person have to have in order to think a giant company is 'on their side.' What does that even mean? I have been successful in thr corporate world, but I have always viewed the company writ large as adversarial. They want to pay me the least they can to make them the most money I can. They are only willing to do something that makes them more money, not less. In fact, this dumb woke shit is the first time O have ever seen a company spend money for absolutely no appearance of financial gain. That is why I knew it would never last.
 
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Fadaar

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Companies are not your friend and never will be. Some people will never learn that.
 
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jayrebb

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Bunch of HR speak for bullshit. New writers won't save their projects. The IPs would be better served letting another studio break open their worlds. Capcom would make a much better modern Dragon Age. BG going to Larian was a godsend or we'd have nothing in terms of narrative RPGs from the west for like the past 5 years. Could you imagine if a studio like Fromsoft got to do Mass Effect?

DD2 sucked dick.
 
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Cybsled

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DD2 was like going to a cheap Italian bakery in the US: There are all these pretty looking colorful cookies and you buy some thinking they will be as delicious as it looks, but then you take a bite and they all taste the same - a bland ass sugar cookie.
 

Penance

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Yea DD2 was pretty bad but Capcom has made other games and DD2 wasn't nearly as bad as DAV.

If you could have a new dragon age in the style of another developer who would you pick? Would you go back to the roots of isometric tactical style based DA:O or lean into the action RPG element?