Dune (2020)

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First Mary Jane, now Chani.

I wonder how many other roles she will rainbow wash in the future.
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I'm a sensitive little snowflake with the one-way color swapping in general, but Chani doesn't bother me at all. I don't have any attachment to the books or the original, I don't know anything about the actress (and am intentionally avoiding it, you fucks) and it definitely seems like the Fremen were meant to be Brown Sandies. Only other instance I can think of where this shit doesn't bug me (assuming I'm aware it happened) was the talk about Idris Elba being the new Bond, since I think that just requires someone with big-dick swagger and style.
 
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Bandwagon said:
I'm a sensitive little snowflake with the one-way color swapping in general, but Chani doesn't bother me at all. I don't have any attachment to the books or the original, I don't know anything about the actress (and am intentionally avoiding it, you fucks) and it definitely seems like the Fremen were meant to be Brown Sandies. Only other instance I can think of where this shit doesn't bug me (assuming I'm aware it happened) was the talk about Idris Elba being the new Bond, since I think that just requires someone with big-dick swagger and style.
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I don’t know who the fuck she is or what she does that pisses people off, and really don’t care. She didn’t do much in this movie so I can’t say she bothered me any. Liet Kynes was far worse.
 
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I haven't watched this, either the movie or this review because I don't care, but I know some of you might like/hate this;



(if it was already linked then I apologize, eh)
 
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Listening to Ben talk about ***ANYTHING*** other than politics is so fucking funny. The guy knows fuckall about fuckall if it's not politics.
 
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Bandwagon said:
I'm a sensitive little snowflake with the one-way color swapping in general, but Chani doesn't bother me at all. I don't have any attachment to the books or the original, I don't know anything about the actress (and am intentionally avoiding it, you fucks) and it definitely seems like the Fremen were meant to be Brown Sandies. Only other instance I can think of where this shit doesn't bug me (assuming I'm aware it happened) was the talk about Idris Elba being the new Bond, since I think that just requires someone with big-dick swagger and style.
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Furry said:
I don’t know who the fuck she is or what she does that pisses people off, and really don’t care. She didn’t do much in this movie so I can’t say she bothered me any. Liet Kynes was far worse.
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Look here you little shits. I personally have no problem with Zendaya as Mary Jane. Zendaya fits being casted as a zoomer in a US high school in 2020.

But when she uses her US zoomer accent while performing as a tribal member of a foreign planet 8000 years into the future then maybe she was miscast.

Stop feigning ignorance about the points that some people may have.
 
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Screenshot 2021-10-27 at 21-18-38 Dune (2020).png

Okay there ... ...

ftfy - gay ass forum quote bullshit lol
 
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Forum names from 90s vidya game forum is not equivalent to asking adults to call an actor some stupid single name designed to obscure an actors ethnicity. Her name is Zendaya Maree Stoermer Coleman. Zendaya Coleman sounds a lot less jerk off motion exotic
 
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her dad, Kazembe Ajamu Coleman was born samuel david coleman. Ethnic embiggening via names is the most jerk offest of jerkoffery
 
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I hate her stupid fucking one name shtick. Use a last name too like a normal human
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Could care less about that, plenty of stage name actors and musicians, whatever. The women’s rights, BLM activist, marching with Michele Obama, her stupid ever present half smirk, and zoomer snarky/sarcastic talk are all horrible though. She stood out to me in this movie, due to her smirk and talking/accent. She didn’t ruin the movie or anything but I would have preferred a no name who could act over her. She played a snarky zoomer well in spider man because that’s her schtick. It didn’t fit in this movie.
 
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Yea her snarky smirk ruins any hotness she may have had by just smiling like a normal person
 
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Brodhi

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Lenardo said:
the biggest problem with this movie is.

it was ALL a setup for the 2nd Movie.
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Yea this was fucking infuriating. Part 1 isn't good enough to be a feature film. There is no ending, they just stop halfway through, turn in for the rest in 2 years. Fuck that.
 
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Yeah I'll wait for them to edit the first two parts into the full book and I'll catch it then.
 
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Forum names from 90s vidya game forum is not equivalent to asking adults to call an actor some stupid single name designed to obscure an actors ethnicity. Her name is Zendaya Maree Stoermer Coleman. Zendaya Coleman sounds a lot less jerk off motion exotic
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Before

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Oblio

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Forum names from 90s vidya game forum is not equivalent to asking adults to call an actor some stupid single name designed to obscure an actors ethnicity. Her name is Zendaya Maree Stoermer Coleman. Zendaya Coleman sounds a lot less jerk off motion exotic
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Bro it was a joke :p
 
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