Feds Raid Jared Fogle Subway Spokesman's house For Kiddy Porn

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No one wants to defend a pedo, but this sounds like hes a man in a position of power, and exerting it in a creeper way. Hes basically a skeevy old white guy. Doesnt sound like he jacks off in ronald mcdonalds house of pedos.
 

Royal

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He's probably intimidated by women so he likes them young enough that they're non-threatening.
 

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No one wants to defend a pedo, but this sounds like hes a man in a position of power, and exerting it in a creeper way. Hes basically a skeevy old white guy. Doesnt sound like he jacks off in ronald mcdonalds house of pedos.
Yeah, but then you read stuff like this (obviously not proof or anything, but....):

Business Insider_sl said:
A former journalist separately came forward earlier this month claiming that Fogle made inappropriate remarks to her about middle-school girls.

Florida ABC affiliate WWSB reported: "According to the woman, Jared would often visit schools in Sarasota County, and allegedly told her numerous times that, 'Middle school girls are hot.'"
 

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Yeah, but then you read stuff like this (obviously not proof or anything, but....):
To be fair, Sarasota is in Florida.... EVERYTHING is fucking hot in Florida.























Disclaimer for the NSA: This post was humour because it's always 95 degrees in Florida and in no way, shape, or form should be taken to imply that I find underage girls and/or boys attractive.
 

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NSA has better things to do than worry about a dude who couldn't physically pick up a chick, nevermind actually attract one.
 

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They put a microphone in your jaw when your tooth was fixed. Take some meth for courage and rip that shit out.
 

Lejina

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rams is a unit of size?
Picture 5 of those filled with DVDs

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yerm

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I was thinking dodge rams. Either way, that's even more fucked up than Fedor's 27 keyboards of tranny porn.
 

zombiewizardhawk

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They put a microphone in your jaw when your tooth was fixed. Take some meth for courage and rip that shit out.
All I did was get some penicillin tho cause, you know, some things are more important (like meth and casino money).