Final Fantasy VII Remake

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shitlord
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I doubt it, otherwise they would do that for every Final Fantasy.

This is because they can't handle the art chores of an older game that was very large in scope.

People don't understand that even tho the technology is advanced doesn't mean you can use less artists, and animators.

It's actually the opposite.
 

Malakriss

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Imagine all of the outfits they will sell for each character for only $4.99, and in multiple games!
 

Sidian

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Well to be fair the PS game had 3 discs! Wonder if they'll do one "episode" per disc or something like that. Although it's going to be annoying to play one episode only to have to wait years before the second part comes out.
 

k^M

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I'm not sure why, probably the polygon count of the PS1 but I remembered Clouds hair being Super Saiyan levels of spikey fro.

If you are going to run around with your weapons behind you visible, they better make it so it changes with different ones. Hello nail bat.
 

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It will be funny if they actually outlive the PS4 life cycle. So you actually have the PS5 out, but are still waiting for the final episode on the PS4.

Ah what a troll.
 

Quaid

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I'm starting a hashtag called #ReleasedInParts and every day I'm gonna tweet them a picture of part of my balls.
 

Seananigans

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I predict 3 episodes at $24.99 a pop. Enjoy your $75 2-year game release schedule!
 

Jait

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A whole page of broke ass trolls trying to convince people more is bad? #Edgier than a Buster
 

hodj

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In the comments of the article when I first clicked on it, there were screen caps from a guy on Twitter saying basically they're doing multiple discs and selling each one as a "part".

I imagine its close to what Sidian just suggested is going to happen.

Maybe they'll do them at 39.99 each or something, I dunno.

It sucks but it'll still sell bucketloads.

I'm taking a wait and see. Definitely hurts the enthusiasm for the project to hear about it though.
 

Arbitrary

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All people wanted was a remake with updated graphics and maybe a little bonus content.

What they are getting though, oof.
 

Seananigans

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IIRC, the third disc was very short, mostly just the end game. I can't imagine they'll split it up exactly like the original, but who knows.
 

hodj

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IIRC, the third disc was very short, mostly just the end game. I can't imagine they'll split it up exactly like the original, but who knows.
Right. If its like two parts, and splits the game up mostly down the middle, and they release not too far apart, it might not be the end of the world.

If they try to turn this into some 10 part linear corridor bullshit, I'm pretty sure most of the gaming planet will travel to Japan and fuck the Sqeenix board of directors up with baseball bats.
 

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Na they probably figured it'd be a better way to get some money to pay for the shit, considering it's probably turning to be super expensive and while it is FF7, they don't know if they'll make the money back. I mean short of the story and like design, they're making an entirely new FF pretty much. They can't reuse jackshit from the original, like literally nothing but the design documents, they have to make new models for everything, new cutscenes, new voice acting, new music, new gameplay systems since they're changing combat and shit too etc. And considering they're probaby bleeding money over FFXV already, if this sold poorly it'd be terrible. By selling episodic shit they can get the money earlier and shit.

Remains to be seen how shitty the system is. I fucking hate episodic gaming stuff, or episodic anything, like I only watch stuff when it's done(makes it hard to avoid spoilers sometimes but eh), so same for games. But I'd say it's a bit early to cry the game is gonna be 150$ or whatever the fuck. I mean costumes and shit sure, who the fuck cares though, I assume they'll have like Advent Children costumes and FFXIII costumes and what the fuck.
 

Quaid

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The only people stoked on this announcement are EA, since they won't be in contention for 'worst company' this year.
 

Rezz

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I would imagine they looked at the success of the Mass Effect series and went "hey this is one story over three games" and realized that they could milk their franchise poster child for 3 full games as well. And considering the fervor that surrounded the reveal, they are banking on several million people purchasing all the episodes regardless unless they are clearly cash grab shitfests of some kind.

Still stoked about the game, but I really want to see what their projected release schedule is. Because if it's anything longer than say... 6 months between episodes, I am considerately less interested in this. Their pricing structure would almost guaranteed to be 50 each, or 60 for the base game and then 40 for other episode. They -know- people will pay for it.
 

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It probably should have been obvious to all of us given their recent interest in the mobile gaming space and publishing deals they've had recently.
 

hodj

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Na they probably figured it'd be a better way to get some money to pay for the shit, considering it's probably turning to be super expensive and while it is FF7, they don't know if they'll make the money back. I mean short of the story and like design, they're making an entirely new FF pretty much. They can't reuse jackshit from the original, like literally nothing but the design documents, they have to make new models for everything, new cutscenes, new voice acting, new music, new gameplay systems since they're changing combat and shit too etc. And considering they're probaby bleeding money over FFXV already, if this sold poorly it'd be terrible. By selling episodic shit they can get the money earlier and shit.

Remains to be seen how shitty the system is. I fucking hate episodic gaming stuff, or episodic anything, like I only watch stuff when it's done(makes it hard to avoid spoilers sometimes but eh), so same for games. But I'd say it's a bit early to cry the game is gonna be 150$ or whatever the fuck. I mean costumes and shit sure, who the fuck cares though, I assume they'll have like Advent Children costumes and FFXIII costumes and what the fuck.
Its no secret Sqeenix has been having money woes for years, and that they've been saving FF 7 remake as a way to make a butt load of dosh when they need it, that's for sure.

I agree with pretty much all this post.
 

spronk

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This was just a sound business decision from their new CEO, who is also a big proponent of new and exciting barrel physics

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