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Kreugen

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Launch day WoW I was level 16 when I went to bed and I didn't poopsock. Must have been all that downtime!

... and then a few months later Hyjal was a shitfest that was always the last to come up on patch day, had long queues, and there was no option to server transfer yet. But holy fuck, how can you even blame WoW when it expected 500k subscribers and got 10 fucking million?
 

ZProtoss

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Given that there are zero problems on the Japanese servers it is clear that they either completely fucked up their server allocation in terms of Japan vs rest of the planet OR they partnered with someone incompetent for the NA/EU server hosting that overpromised and underdelivered.
No need for an "or", because the answer is probably yes to both.
 
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Holy fuck you people.

I bought a car, it isn't running. I'll walk to work because cars are historically unreliable. Especially Fords. Seem like that did a lot of good for Detroit as everyone wallows in shit.
Ya a 20k car is definitly in the same boat as a 30 dollar game lol
 

Xaxius

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If I ever come out with a shitty product without any service or support, you are going to be my first target market.
I'm waiting for the rage on all the untested content. You know, the content from level 21 - max that wasn't tested in beta. I'm sure all that stuff is tuned tighter than a virgin on prom night. What could possibly go wrong?
 

Stave

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Ya a 20k car is definitly in the same boat as a 30 dollar game lol
Wonder what Ut does when he goes to McDonald's and orders a burger off the picture board, and it doesn't look like the burger in the picture. Must be a miserable life.
 

RobXIII

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*Edit: Spoke too soon, booted from queue and NA server list inaccessable.

Stop bitching at people bitching. (As I bitch at people bitching at the bitching). People will always complain.
 
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It's funny. Half the people on here that are complaining about servers and how this game is nosediving to epic failure, are the ones that couldn't follow simple directions on where to enter preorder codes, or how to re-enter them to get the correct code. The ones that couldn't be bothered to roll a character on the guild server when servers opened, etc. I think the majority of us are enjoying the game, and other than a few server downtimes to fix the duty finder congestion, have not had any significant problems. Like I said before, WoW still has weekly maintenance almost 10 years later. Servers gonna server.

It is looking good though, that everyone's beef is with some server launch problems, and not issues with the game, or shitty hero engine, or glaring fundamental game flaws, etc. I think that is what a lot of you fail to realize. You aren't bitching about the game, you're bitching about the servers which will be sorted out in a week or 2 anyways. Doesn't that say something to you?
My friends and I woke up before early release launch. I guess I spent too much time customizing my char cuz of the 6 of us only one got on
 

Utnayan

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Would the people quitting be happy if square gave everyone game time credit?
No. What would help is emailing support with an issue and actually have it be resolved instead of them closing tickets and doing fucking nothing to help paying customers.

https://www.google.com/#fp=e5461df71...osed+my+ticket

And seriously, anyone that compares this to WoW in 2004 when the genre was thought to be capped at 500k and a behemoth actually arose out of it, like Kreugen said, is fucking ridiculous.
 

ZProtoss

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I don't understand the people arguing with Ut here. You can agree with most of what he's saying and still like the game. It's not an either or proposition.

Some people will quit because of the server, and some will stay for the great game underneath. Nothing much more to it than that.
 

Utnayan

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I don't understand the people arguing with Ut here. You can agree with most of what he's saying and still like the game. It's not an either or proposition.

Some people will quit because of the server, and some will stay for the great game underneath. Nothing much more to it than that.
Common sense finally rears it's head. ZP is a good poster
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Kreugen

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So in other news, anything cool coming from legacy players that are seeing the new end game shit for the first time? Or do they have to go through a bunch of back quests to open it?
 

xzi

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It's not even MMO launches.. any multiplayer game has issues first week of launch no matter what. Maybe not their servers being brought down every few hours, but at least before then they were running really stable and quests were working, so idunno.
 

Xaxius

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Update from S-E...

After the emergency maintenance on the North American/European data Worlds which was conducted from 8:30 a.m. to 9:30 a.m. on Aug. 25, to confirm the optimization of the matching server for the Duty Finder, we will be limiting the login more than usual. We will be relieving the limitation gradually as we see oversee the status.
We apologize for any inconvenience this may caues, but we would like to ask for your continued cooperation to make this a stable environment.
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodest...7b09ae6337d2cc
 

Kreugen

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The sad thing is, I had decided weeks ago that I would wait a week or two for the bugs to work themselves out before I even looked into maybe playing the game. Great plan. Too bad I'm a fucking idiot.