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Conefed

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Most places I've been to allow you to add a piece of bread. (but that's beside the put. rustling indeed.)
 
Hoss

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I've only ever had open faced sandwhiches at Denny's. High class shit, indeed.
 
tera

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I ate too much free dinner tonight so now I'm not hungry for cookies.
 
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I've barely eaten in the last 3 days...









Prior to that I was indiscriminately gorging on all the food at an all inclusive resort. I had a feeling the lobster tails didn't taste right but they were free.
 
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TrollfaceDeux

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ooo6 said:
I've barely eaten in the last 3 days...









Prior to that I was indiscriminately gorging on all the food at an all inclusive resort. I had a feeling the lobster tails didn't taste right but they were free.
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you did good bro. you did good.
 
Conefed

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People that insist you say the "Dr." Before their names, and you later realize they've only received a doctorate degree in some bs field. Like not a doctor doctor
 
Hoss

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for those people just say dra. So if his name is Dr Chris, call him drachris. It makes them sound like vampires.
 
Campbell1oo4

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Conefed said:
People that insist you say the "Dr." Before their names, and you later realize they've only received a doctorate degree in some bs field. Like not a doctor doctor
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Professors do this shit all the time. You can tell which ones are going to be unreasonable hard-asses if they correct you on this within the first week.
 
Brikker

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I went out to eat at what is allegedly a top restaurant in the Mpls/St Paul area. It's expensive for the area, main dishes in the 30$ range. What are these main dishes... Fucking open faced sandwiches. How am I supposed to eat that shit. Cut it up? The only other alternative is to pick it up and get my fingers dirty like a barbarian. The next day I'm playing in a disc golf league and a guy on my card is a top chef. Literally his do chef won the James Beard award this year, so I complained to him. His reply... We serve them as well. Farm to table... Shitty sausages... Now this. Do people want to live like this?
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Which restaurant? I'm not far from MSP

Also...fork and knife?
 
fred sanford

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Conefed said:
People that insist you say the "Dr." Before their names, and you later realize they've only received a doctorate degree in some bs field. Like not a doctor doctor
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I did a technical screening (IT job) for a guy that did this. Needless to say he didn't get the job.
 
Bubbles

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Conefed said:
Spoiled by Netflix's captioning abilities.
Everything else is either inferior or non-existent.

FYI: Captions are boss around kids and other distractions. When they crank up their bullshit, you don't miss a beat without even needing to touch the remote.
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with captioning is the only way to watch stuff
 
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Cad

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Conefed said:
Spoiled by Netflix's captioning abilities.
Everything else is either inferior or non-existent.

FYI: Captions are boss around kids and other distractions. When they crank up their bullshit, you don't miss a beat without even needing to touch the remote.
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I've started downloading the webrips of all shows so that I get integrated subs, I'm so spoiled by netflix...
 
lurkingdirk

lurkingdirk

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Conefed said:
People that insist you say the "Dr." Before their names, and you later realize they've only received a doctorate degree in some bs field. Like not a doctor doctor
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I have a couple Ph.D.s, and once people know that they insist on calling me Dr. instead of Mr. It's a strange thing. I personally hate titles, so I'd just prefer they call me by my given name: Lola.

In all seriousness, if someone insists you call them Dr. in a social situation, that person is insecure as fuck and probably needs a good slap.
 
lurkingdirk

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It doesn't matter what I think, I'm after the truth.
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