Got 2, and I can't remember if I've mentioned the first one before. It's barely a FWP. One of my neighbors is basically Joe from family guy. Dude's in a wheelchair and I see him going up and down the street constantly. Usually giving his grandkids rides. He's always in a good mood too, I have to wave everytime I see him. I always assumed he was on some kind of disablity, but the other day I got home from work early and saw him wheeling around the driveway in a damned sports jacket and a tie. So it looks like he has a job. Where we live it's pretty hilly. I have trouble riding a bike, I have no idea how he wheels himself around so easily. He doesn't even look particularly jacked.
Second, fancy or semi fancy restaurants that insist on constantly changing your silver ware. Use the butter knife to butter the bread, next time the waiter comes by, BOOM you got a clean butter knife. I mean, WTF man, maybe I'd like to use my salad dressing covered fork on my steak (it was bleu cheese dressing, so I did!). If I don't there's already another clean one on the table. I like butter too, so it's OK if some butter mixes with the rest of the food. Just stop worrying over the silverware so much. It makes me feel like I'm doing something wrong even using the silverware. Like there's a whole book on manners out there that covers buttering bread and eating salads without using your hands or silverware. I guess you're supposed to use the napkin. No matter what you do with the fucking napkin, they're not bringing you anymore of those.