Furiosa (2024)

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Lanx

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Lol, can't even beat Garfield. Tied with 31 million
looks like both movies were targeting the same audience

old men, men who remember reading garfield on a real newspaper and "taking their kids" to see the movie for memberberries
 
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Chukzombi

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looks like both movies were targeting the same audience

old men, men who remember reading garfield on a real newspaper and "taking their kids" to see the movie for memberberries
i read Garfield in my teens. its nothing i still remember fondly. the only one i really loved was Peanuts. probably the best comic strip ever.
Furiosa wins!
Warner Bros.’ "Furiosa" edged out Sony’s "The Garfield Movie" with just $32 million domestically to take the top spot for the four-day weekend, according to estimates from Comscore. Final results will be released this week.
 

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It is really disappointing the movie isn't doing better financially. It is a solid 8/10 and the best movie I've seen since Dune 2.

Chris Hemsworth is awesome as a villain. He is interesting, smart, ruthless, and just the appropriate amount of psycho with principals to keep a horde of raving lunatics who only respect power in check.

Anna Taylor Joy is really great as an agile bad-ass that uses her wit, speed, skill, rather than her muscle to fuck people up. She was a great casting choice.

The world building is pretty great in this, but they dumbed it down for the audience. In Fury Road, it's show-don't-tell, which was incredibly effective. They did a lot of telling in this one. Nevertheless, the world feels how you expect it to and lives up to the Mad Max Universe's billing. This movie felt like it lived in the Mad Max video game and that is a good thing.

Midway through the movie you get a Tanker chase scene that was exhilarating. It was very reminiscent of Fury Road, but added enough new interesting wrinkles to stand on it's own.

As for critiques...
  1. Soundtrack- I love that they used theme's from Fury Road, but most of the time the music mix felt turned down really low in favor of letting the vehicle engines rumble even more. Fury Road's soundtrack kept the action pacing forward and your hearth pumping. In Furiosa it is much more understated to it's detriment. Nowhere on the Furiosa soundtrack did I hear anything approaching the epicness of Brothers in Arms.
  2. Young Furiosa- Too much time was spent on her childhood (not a critique of the actress, she was good). This made the runtime of the movie too long. Why did we get 45 minutes of Young Furiosa and then a "yada yada" 15 second narration of the of The 40 Day War? This is a huge miss.
  3. Too Much CGI- There was so much CGI in this. It felt like nearly every scene was touched up with digital effects. It was completely unnecessary stuff too, like when Furiosa's mom gets on her motorcycle and rides off along the top of the sand dunes pursuing the kidnappers about 15 minutes into the movie... why? This might be the most disappointing critique I have because the Mad Max series own's the practical effects/stunts space in cinema history. They went to the dark-side of modern cinema. I fucking hate it.
  4. Furiosa- She is a great character, but should not have been the focal point of the movie. The movie should have been about Dementus and the other Warlords and have the protagonist Furiosa come in to their story. This would have been much more true to the universe that they are playing within and fit within the theme of a "Mad Max Saga".
  5. The Ending Credits- Not sure why they inserted shots of Fury road into the ending credits. Very strange choice that feels a bit desperate and disrespectful to the Furiosa movie. Like they thought it couldn't stand on it's own feet and they were begging people to go watch Fury Road? Totally unnecessary.
I would still highly recommend the movie and I think you are shorting yourself if you skip the theatre experience and wait for streamers.
 
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Bald Brah

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Men really don't want to see another chick flick. No Thelma and Louise in the wasteland for me. Fallout was bad enough with the clueless girl and retarded jogger.
 
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Dr.Retarded

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i read Garfield in my teens. its nothing i still remember fondly. the only one i really loved was Peanuts. probably the best comic strip ever.
Furiosa wins!
Warner Bros.’ "Furiosa" edged out Sony’s "The Garfield Movie" with just $32 million domestically to take the top spot for the four-day weekend, according to estimates from Comscore. Final results will be released this week.
Calvin and Hobbes man. I also liked Farside, Blondie, and of course Peanuts.
 
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Bald Brah

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Only 58 million globally. Seems America isn't the only place soured on chick flicks.
 
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Sevens

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Watch it

Near flawless
With all the "girl boss women are better at everything" movies Hollywood has tried to cram down my throat..Thanks but no thanks
Fuck any movie with a female protagonist for the next decade at least.
 
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Fadaar

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With all the "girl boss women are better at everything" movies Hollywood has tried to cram down my throat..Thanks but no thanks
Fuck any movie with a female protagonist for the next decade at least.

even porn? fag
 
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Lots of folks are just done with female protag after a decade of turds out of hollywood
 
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Chukzombi

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Lots of folks are just done with female protag after a decade of turds out of hollywood
a lot of them are women, maybe more women than men are tired of girlboss movies. women want to see beefcake saving the girl and they dont want pressure to be a girlboss.
 

mkopec

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Its just non believable. Anyone that spent more than 10 min with their girlfriend or wife fucking around wrestling or whatever can tell they are like orders of magnitude inferior and weaker in anything physical than men are. And im not some overly fit gorilla here or anything, lol. In fact one day we were fucking around like that and I dislocated her shoulder!

Its enough. Weve literally had like 2 decades of this shit on the screen and on TV and im over it. Its also a disservice to the young females out there that take this shit as reality and think they can just backhand some dude and he will go flying back and end up on his ass.
 
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mkopec

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a lot of them are women, maybe more women than men are tired of girlboss movies. women want to see beefcake saving the girl and they dont want pressure to be a girlboss.
Yeah like I said before here in some other thread, women dont relate to "hero" characters like men do. It always will be a man fantasy. This is why bounty hunter was so popular with chicks, not because of star wars or the bounty hunter thing, but baby yoda, lol.
 
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