Furiosa (2024)

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a lot of them are women, maybe more women than men are tired of girlboss movies. women want to see beefcake saving the girl and they dont want pressure to be a girlboss.
yep. no one on earth is 'over it' more than my wife. She thinks it's retarded and has no patience for it. She was a 90 pound chick most of her life and finds the movies outlandish.

I wanted to watch that ark animated series. the wife was like "female main character? nah". She came around tho and we tried it and....they retconned the main character into a brown abbo lesbian activist who killed herself with pills. You know the white chick on the cover of the survival game. with the AK on the raptor. killed herself. the protagonist in the survival game. anyway yea. most chicks i know have zero interest in female protagonist.
 
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Chukzombi

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Yeah like I said before here in some other thread, women dont relate to "hero" characters like men do. It always will be a man fantasy. This is why bounty hunter was so popular with chicks, not because of star wars or the bounty hunter thing, but baby yoda, lol.
women are really catty and dont do that "sisterhood" shit. thats a pipe dream pushed by lesbian activists. movies like Aquaman and Barbie did much better than they should have only because some buff dude was shirtless and the women were dressed femininely beautiful.

i'm still surprised nobody ever made a movie focused primarily on women shopping for clothes with big buff dudes working minimum wage jobs asking these gals if they need help. it would win multiple oscars.
 

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i'm still surprised nobody ever made a movie focused primarily on women shopping for clothes with big buff dudes working minimum wage jobs asking these gals if they need help. it would win multiple ososcars.
Isn't that the plot of most romantic comedies?
 
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Chukzombi

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Isn't that the plot of most romantic comedies?
i dont watch Romcoms, but arent they mostly about chicks who fall in love with their hunky male bosses or coworkers? or some rich/famous hunky guy enters their lives randomly and hilarity ensues? a movie entirely about a gang of girlfriends going shopping every weekend and meeting sexy men along the way sounds like a recipe for success. of course it has to have the usual bitches talking shit about their friends appearances/clothes/relationships when they leave the room.
 

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In what dystopian post collapse wasteland would women be anything other than breeding and sex slaves?
 
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Chanur

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It is really disappointing the movie isn't doing better financially. It is a solid 8/10 and the best movie I've seen since Dune 2.

Chris Hemsworth is awesome as a villain. He is interesting, smart, ruthless, and just the appropriate amount of psycho with principals to keep a horde of raving lunatics who only respect power in check.

Anna Taylor Joy is really great as an agile bad-ass that uses her wit, speed, skill, rather than her muscle to fuck people up. She was a great casting choice.

The world building is pretty great in this, but they dumbed it down for the audience. In Fury Road, it's show-don't-tell, which was incredibly effective. They did a lot of telling in this one. Nevertheless, the world feels how you expect it to and lives up to the Mad Max Universe's billing. This movie felt like it lived in the Mad Max video game and that is a good thing.

Midway through the movie you get a Tanker chase scene that was exhilarating. It was very reminiscent of Fury Road, but added enough new interesting wrinkles to stand on it's own.

As for critiques...
  1. Soundtrack- I love that they used theme's from Fury Road, but most of the time the music mix felt turned down really low in favor of letting the vehicle engines rumble even more. Fury Road's soundtrack kept the action pacing forward and your hearth pumping. In Furiosa it is much more understated to it's detriment. Nowhere on the Furiosa soundtrack did I hear anything approaching the epicness of Brothers in Arms.
  2. Young Furiosa- Too much time was spent on her childhood (not a critique of the actress, she was good). This made the runtime of the movie too long. Why did we get 45 minutes of Young Furiosa and then a "yada yada" 15 second narration of the of The 40 Day War? This is a huge miss.
  3. Too Much CGI- There was so much CGI in this. It felt like nearly every scene was touched up with digital effects. It was completely unnecessary stuff too, like when Furiosa's mom gets on her motorcycle and rides off along the top of the sand dunes pursuing the kidnappers about 15 minutes into the movie... why? This might be the most disappointing critique I have because the Mad Max series own's the practical effects/stunts space in cinema history. They went to the dark-side of modern cinema. I fucking hate it.
  4. Furiosa- She is a great character, but should not have been the focal point of the movie. The movie should have been about Dementus and the other Warlords and have the protagonist Furiosa come in to their story. This would have been much more true to the universe that they are playing within and fit within the theme of a "Mad Max Saga".
  5. The Ending Credits- Not sure why they inserted shots of Fury road into the ending credits. Very strange choice that feels a bit desperate and disrespectful to the Furiosa movie. Like they thought it couldn't stand on it's own feet and they were begging people to go watch Fury Road? Totally unnecessary.
I would still highly recommend the movie and I think you are shorting yourself if you skip the theatre experience and wait for streamers.
Don't advertise a Mad Max movie with out Mad Max. Not to mention was anyone dying to know more about Furiosa's back story? They tried to hand off Mad Max's franchise to a chick.

Should have called it something else entirely.
 
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Bald Brah

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Don't advertise a Mad Max movie with out Mad Max. Not to mention was anyone dying to know more about Furiosa's back story? They tried to hand off Mad Max's franchise to a chick.

Should have called it something else entirely.
Especially the first 40 minutes of Furiosa: Romper room.

Who asked for that shit?
 
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Even the official fucking title is: Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga.
Thanks to the need for perfect SEO, I think we are beyond the time of any form of media that is part of a larger franchise not being NAME COLON FRANCHISE
 
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Chukzombi

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Like... Furiosa?
If it was called Furiosa, that would be fine. Instead it was called, Furiosa: a MAD MAX saga. There was no Mad Max and when you try to bamboozle your customers, they tend not to like that.
 
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Except it was marketed as Furiosa a Mad Max Tale.

They could have gone with something like Furiosa : A Tale from the Wastelands but in reality just "Furiosa" was fine. They tacked on "Mad Max" in a bit of trickery. It's not quite as bad as doing something like "Nancy : A Freddy Krueger story" and then not having Freddy in it but it's kinda like that. You used a character's name and that character just isn't there.
 
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Ehh, if it was MadMax: Furiosa i get the rage

But the “world” of mad max has no name…other than “post apocalyptic Australia” so MadMax kinda /is/ the connection of the world its in.
 
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I kept trying to think of one, because I have no doubts that movie actually has been made. I'm not entirely sure about the "big buff dudes" part, mostly because I also just haven't watched any of them. But I'm just going to throw out Sex and the City and Pretty Woman as being the two best ones I could think of. I'm pretty sure their entire premise was a shopping fantasy for women.
 
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Arbitrary

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Ehh, if it was MadMax: Furiosa i get the rage

But the “world” of mad max has no name…other than “post apocalyptic Australia” so MadMax kinda /is/ the connection of the world its in.

Anyone claiming they were tricked and actually feel as though they were tricked is an idiot for not looking at the internet for two minutes before heading out to the theater. Look it up on IMDB, no Max, oh.
 

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They could have gone with something like Furiosa : A Tale from the Wastelands but in reality just "Furiosa" was fine. They tacked on "Mad Max" in a bit of trickery. It's not quite as bad as doing something like "Nancy : A Freddy Krueger story" and then not having Freddy in it but it's kinda like that. You used a character's name and that character just isn't there.
I'm a Mad Max fan. I've seen every movie..own several and I had no interest in learning more about Furiosa. We learned what we needed to in Fury Road. Her story was done.
 
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Would of rather had a movie about the old lady biker gang from Fury Road.
 
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Having characters' origins vague is often better than having to go into all the details. Haven't seen this yet, but I suspect it's probably a fine movie, but it tells a story I don't particularly give a shit about. It's like Solo that way.
 
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