I just pulled up a current pic of Eliza, and if she is really 32 or something, all of that blow isn't doing her any favors.
I am the pretty one.
The girl dancing is me, the girl in the car is Eliza. Who's your favorite. Don't lie, you know it's fucking me.
Now if you want to figure out our actual age, go rent a copy of True Lies and use that handy chart on the previous page to get a rough estimate of Eliza's development and note the difference in our (or rather her) look in the stealing twenty buck scene and the crane scene at the end - twelve year old girls do not develop that much in the five or six or seven plus months (plus pickups) time period usual to a big movie shoot - younger girls do. So she and I were not twelve when we did True Lies, but and this is the 'wait there's more', and the Hollywood Sex Corruption thread link - it's a big fucking difference nowadays between fucking and sucking a twelve year old (which did in fact happen, maybe, sometime on every fucking set with young girls) and a girl under twelve. And now you know why Hollywood fucks with girls ages on IMDB and how retarded Eliza was to scream about molestation this year.
ANyway, True Lies is a great fucking movie because Arnold Schwarzneggar is Crom incarnate and Q as fuck too and Jamie Lee Curtis is, very P. So you should all rent it and remind yourself of how fucking awful Arabs and Persians - that is to say Muslims are. It and movies like Swordfish where Arabs were the baddies went the way of the Dodo when Qatar and the Saudis started investing heavy into Hollywood in the 2000's.
Also, I do not give a fuck about World of Warcraft, Everquest, Fanguard, Final Fantaxy XI, or any other MMO (that's all Tippy) beyond the fact that you guys play them because you can't stand the dismalness of this purportedly non-magical world and know that there must be something more to Life and this Universe then a planet where neonicotinoid pesticides that kill bees get approval for use with minimal, and by minimal i mean zero, oversight and where fucking meat cleavers are a standard tool in every murder-the-baby clinc and Center for Medical Progress Videos get gag orders and the filmers go to prision despite that ol' First Amendment thingie but the Left can do fun shit like reveal sealed salicious divorce info to ensure a dem asshat named Barack Obama can win an essentially uncontested Senate Seat:
Ryan Pulls Out Of Senate Race
And you wonder why I want Trump (HRH Prince Kaine, Heir Presumptive to the Throne of Amber, Albion and Avallone in Deseret) to go full Nazi (minus the socialism, jewhate and Arab-hugging - wtf was that about Adolf?) because the Dems - which includes most of Hollywood except for Patricia Heaton, Kelsey Grammer and a few other closeted Republicans; as well as Google, Goldman Sachs, George Soros and Warren fucking Buffet have already gone full fucking Commie - which is to say they fully believe that their ends justify any means.
As for the lulz, they've - that is the dems- fucked up beyond belief by inviting what they viewed as soon-to-vote-straight-Dem-Ticket Muslims into this country and Europe - being stalwert atheists, except for those who are Satanists (Epstein built a fucking temple to Moloch on his fucking Island - which is the weirdest fucking thing I read about an investment banker since the last weird fucking thing I read about an investment banker - I mean WTF - Moloch was A Carthagian Devil God who demanded child sacrifice of fucking 11 year old girls and boys who were thrown screaming into the Maw of Moloch which lead directly to a fucking furnace - but since Carthage was crushed by Rome, and the actual ground on which the City lay was Salted by the Romans to ensure it wuld stay Dead - you gotta wonder about a guy who worships a God that didn't seem to do much for his major Classical worshippers. Look if you're going to worship a Demon-God try Azeroth or Morgoth or Ozymandius or Azeroth's favorite son Cthulhu - they all seem to be doing just fine these days)
Dems being fundamentally retarded in logical thinking and pot-addled brains (and fuck you for dissing Blow - Blow is the drug of the Gods, Pot is the drug of retards) can not understand, the nihilistic millenialsim that infects both the Shia and the Sunni and can't and couldn't believe that Muslims would run around and actually start blowing shit up once Tehran and Pakistan could make backpack nukes - again, thanks to Obama for handing our nuclear secrets to the Iranians. So goodbye to their precious Dow when those start going off.
And now you, Lightning fucking Lord fucking Rule
Lightning Lord Rule
now know that this is the One Thread to Rule Them All.
Three Threads for the MMO Failures Under the Sky
Seven for the MMO Players in their halls of stone (brick, and pre-fabbed plasterboard walls)
Nine for General where every good comment is doomed to die
One for the Dushku to be read on her wood or porcelain throne
In the Land of America where the Democrats Lie.
One thread to lulz them all, One thread to shine the light on them
One thread to bring them all and in the dark grey and red of foh (could you pick a more depressing theme a_skeleton_03?) make them pine for 'em
In the Land of America where the Democrats Lie.
Peace Out