Girls who broke your heart thread

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Erumaron

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He"s not allowed if she"s on the cover of Vogue, might actually stir shit up haha. I"m guessing this is when you were living in NYC clubbing and shit aych?
 

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I fucked a super model too. I"m not gonna tell you her name and I don"t feel the need to prove it to you, but I did it.
 

Eomer

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aychamo_aycono said:
Wrong wrong wrong!
Am I wrong that there are only a select few super models at any one time? Or that you fucked one of them?

Hey man, I"m not doubting the Chamo, if you did fess up her name. But if it"s just some chick that"s had a couple magazine covers and does modeling, that"s awesome, but not a super model.

If you fucked Marisa Miller, I will suck the remaining pussy juices out of your penis. Grobbee can watch for $100.
 

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Eomer said:
Am I wrong that there are only a select few super models at any one time? Or that you fucked one of them?

Hey man, I"m not doubting the Chamo, if you did fess up her name. But if it"s just some chick that"s had a couple magazine covers and does modeling, that"s awesome, but not a super model.

If you fucked Marisa Miller, I will suck the remaining pussy juices out of your penis. Grobbee can watch for $100.
I think you"re wrong about your definition of a super model. I"m pretty sure someone who has been on the cover of multiple magazines, and done all the high profile fashion shows (Victoria"s Secret), has web pages dedicated to her, etc, is a super model. Internationally famous.

I"d post her name and photos, but the internet detectives will figure out who she is, start harassing, trying to send emails, etc. She really wasn"t that pretty when she was fixed up, and she wasn"t that great to spend time with. But it sure was a fun few weeks.
 

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Erumaron said:
He"s not allowed if she"s on the cover of Vogue, might actually stir shit up haha. I"m guessing this is when you were living in NYC clubbing and shit aych?
You people eat shit up like nothing.
 

Erumaron

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chu said:
You people eat shit up like nothing.
There"s no reason to doubt him. Plenty have gotten a glimpse of his personality through Yahoo Live and shit and know he"s got the looks and charisma to pull 10"s. Quit being a bitter internet nerd for once and relax. It"s okay to take people"s word sometimes. Goooooooosefrabba.
 

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While were at it, I did one of the baywatch girls under the jungle gym in junior high.
 

Eomer

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Aychamo said:
I think you"re wrong about your definition of a super model.
It"s become dilluted no doubt. But in the 80"s and 90"s there honestly was a class of models that were above the rest, and only included a couple dozen people over those decades. But it"s not like there was some sort of supermodel certifying agency.

I hate to Wiki you, but here goes:Supermodel - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

You can read through that, or a quote from this article:The Fall of the Supermodel - TIME

The six officially anointed supermodels (in the fashion world, this is actually accepted as fact)--Christy Turlington, Naomi Campbell, Linda Evangelista, Cindy Crawford, Claudia Schiffer and Kate Moss--have faded.
You could argue, actually, that there"s no such thing as super models anymore because they"ve gone back to being largely anonymous hot bitches that are interchangeable amongst themselves, whereas in the 80"s there was only a handful and they were fucking everywhere, on every billboard and ad campaign and so on.

But enough gay super model talk!
 

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Brad... take it from someone who has done it and is doing it currently:

DO NOT DATE SOMEONE YOU HAVE TO MEET AT/THROUGH WORK!

You"ll be in nine hells if shit goes tits-up.

Whatever she tells people about you, they will believe. There are tons of white knights out there, just waiting to lick her boots.

Unless both are handling the situation like grown-ups. Fat chance there... been there, done it, but there was no point to acting like "before" when all she wants to do is stab you in the eye with a rusty HIV-infected needle.

Shit.
 

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tyen

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Ronaan said:
Brad... take it from someone who has done it and is doing it currently:

DO NOT DATE SOMEONE YOU HAVE TO MEET AT/THROUGH WORK!

You"ll be in nine hells if shit goes tits-up.

Whatever she tells people about you, they will believe. There are tons of white knights out there, just waiting to lick her boots.

Unless both are handling the situation like grown-ups. Fat chance there... been there, done it, but there was no point to acting like "before" when all she wants to do is stab you in the eye with a rusty HIV-infected needle.

Shit.
Don"t date someone you work with if both parties (you and the woman) are both immature. That"s the only reason that you shouldn"t, dealing with the break-up in an environment in which you both can"t handle. That"s the biggest downside.

I love picking up chicks I work with, it"s so easy.
 

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I"m not sure what kind of company you or Convo work at, but if I attempted to "pick up" a chick on a sales call or a business meeting, I would most likely lose my job. It"s one thing to be flirtatious and "funny" but asking someone to cook you dinner is an AWESOME way to get your company in some serious trouble...bar none the worst advice I"ve read in this thread. I detest sleezy salespeople who think they"re hotshit that would rather get in the panties of the secretary than make a sale.
Stop being such a vag.. His boss gave him the green light to blow as many holes out as he wants. BTW he will probably make the sale then blow her hole out...
 

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i work for a totally different company. I am doing cross marketing to help my property and in return, the service i offer helps theirs.

The women I see, if I want, only once a month, but i like to take them candy or lunch to keep things close.