Girls who broke your heart thread

Vatoreus If you wouldn"t mind me asking, what happened to lollipop girl?

Vatoreus said:

So it ended up Tat Girl was playing me like a god damn piano, stringing me along a nice, tightly wound path. I found out she had been talking to another dude all the while whispering promises of wonder and hope into my ear. I went ahead and msg"d said dude over myspace, we had a nice little chit chat, and he stopped talking to her completely.

I went ahead and txt"d her letting her know what I had done, that I had found out about it, and she fucking LOST it. Like, fucking flipped and shit. Crying and all that saying how I stole her chance at happiness from her.

Turns out, ole boy was from before me and he had walked away from her, coming back a few or so weeks ago. She decided she still wanted to fuck around with me though and I wasn"t having any of it.

Now she"s out him and me and seems to be in a fit of deep depression. I laughed. Heartily. And I let her know how I felt.

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You"re awesome.

I don"t suppose you save some of the myspace messages or text conversations or something? That sounds like prime internet comedy material.

This song will do the trick for some of you.

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Dude. You"re her silver medal. She will leave you at the earliest opportunity. No harm in just hanging out and fucking the chick but don"t get attached to this one it is going nowhere.

Foghorn said:

You made it sound like you didn"t really want to be with her. Not really promising if you ask me. In fact, the whole start to the "relationship" is pretty bad. You can"t hook up with a girl like that and expect it to last. Thus my commentary on the conflicting signals. Did you just want to bang this chick or did you want a relationship? If you wanted either one of those you fucked up.

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Oh I agree things are not off to an ideal start. So would she. But I figure that she"s got a lot of positives to go with the negatives I"ve noticed, and I should give this a fair shot before walking away.

Nargoroth said:

Dude xerxes sounds like a grade A fucking psycho. for the love of all of us here fuck her a few more times and dump her ass! (No really keep dating her as it"s funny reading.)

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Yeah, she might be a little crazy, but so are most chicks. I have to give her credit though for, as far as I can tell, being pretty much 100% honest about everything up to this point. She didn"t fuck around behind my back or try to hide shit, she straight up told me. I appreciate that about her.

Tenks said:

Dude. You"re her silver medal. She will leave you at the earliest opportunity. No harm in just hanging out and fucking the chick but don"t get attached to this one it is going nowhere.

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Not sure who you were speaking in reference to. If it"s me, then yes you"re right, I was most definitely the "silver medal." As far as getting attached or it not going anywhere, I guess we shall see. If I were a betting man, I"d agree. But considering my schedule until the end of April, I"m out of town or country more often than not and there"s little point trying to pursue anything else, so I may as well see where this one goes.

Eomer:

Dude. Duuuude. Tits?

Eomer said:

But seriously, up to this point she"s actually been far less emotionally stable and put together than Chuck, even though she"s almost 10 years older. Don"t bitches ever outgrow this shit?

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Well, I am 39 .. seeing a 51 year old. Who is all drama atm because she is unwell and its "not fair on you". So I would say no, they never outgrow the shit.

Dude, sounds to me like bagging Xerxes tells you that it was Chuckster you really wanted. Men always want the one they can"t have

Lusiphur said:

Dude, sounds to me like bagging Xerxes tells you that it was Chuckster you really wanted. Men always want the one they can"t have

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Aint that the mother fucking truth.

haha yeah, it does suck that way. And I don"t think that is some fantastic realization or insight, I"ve been pretty up front about being hung up on Chuck to myself and in this thread. Just her texting me on Saturday was enough to fuck with me for the rest of the evening.

Citten said:

Vatoreus If you wouldn"t mind me asking, what happened to lollipop girl?

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Her and I kinda fell to the wayside. Distance and what not. We still talk occasionally, but we"re just friends now.


P.S. She"s still locked in her australian basement.

Azrayne said:

You"re awesome.

I don"t suppose you save some of the myspace messages or text conversations or something? That sounds like prime internet comedy material.

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I have some of the stuff, but I"m not going to post anything right now. I need to let my emotions boil down a little, it still hurts.

Eomer said:

Just her texting me on Saturday was enough to fuck with me for the rest of the evening.

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When that shit happens to me, it messes me up for a couple of days. I can go a few days without texting my ex and then she does silly things like text me pictures of my son"s art or say things like "I hope you are having a good evening".... "I was until you texted me".

A little part of me always hopes that the unsolicoted text from her will start with "I was thinking about us...." or something cheesey like that. And I would be willing to bet you probably feel the same way too.

I will preface this by saying I"ve done most everything that can be done in the bedroom besides the hardcore bondage shit and the nasty/gross shit.


I reach out to FoH for a brainstorming session.

Miss Golden Tits (GT) has announced that she wants me to come to her house at 11pm tonight. When I arrive, I am to walk through her back door, which will be unlocked, slowly move through her house, which will be dark, enter through the door to her room, which will be cracked open, and descend upon her prone body, which will be naked.

From there, we are to engage in a marathon fucking session, in which, she has explained to me "anything goes". This includes hardcore fucking, anal, rimjobs (holy fuck I 69ed her the other night, and I don"t care what your opinion on the subject is, but if you had this girl"s starfish in your face, your whole outlook on life would change -- it"s that incredible), pin-her-to-the-wall sex, kitchen, couch, closet, counter, tittyfucking..... you get the idea, everything but the kitchen sink. Oh sweet merciful baby jesus she asked to taste her pussy when I was fingerin /eating her out the other night. I almost came right there. No girl has ever asked that and no girl I"ve had has tasted as good as she does.

My request is, denizens of FoH: help me think of solid, kinky shit I can do to this girl.

This is an opportunity I"ve never had before. This girl says she has never had good sex before but is a complete nympho/kinky horndog.

The best ideas will be performed, I will provide full details on Sunday, and you will get +internets.

Here"s what I have to look forward to. Thank you for your time.

Brad2770 said:

A little part of me always hopes that the unsolicoted text from her will start with "I was thinking about us...." or something cheesey like that. And I would be willing to bet you probably feel the same way too.

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And as long as you let yourself hope that it will happen, you will remain fucked up about your ex. You are going to be a miserable human being until you let the bitch go.

ValkyrieIsAboutToDie said:

My request is, denizens of FoH: help me think of solid, kinky shit I can do to this girl.

This is an opportunity I"ve never had before. This girl says she has never had good sex before but is a complete nympho/kinky horndog.

The best ideas will be performed, I will provide full details on Sunday, and you will get +internets.

Here"s what I have to look forward to. Thank you for your time.

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Donkey punch?! Lawl

Err if you want be really kinky video the whole thing and upload it to the streaming porn site of your choosing (and sorta leave the link here for us?!)

Right, err trying to be serious now, you have mentioned before she is really into her toys, I would go for toy + penis DP!

K`Lag said:

Right, err trying to be serious now, you have mentioned before she is really into her toys, I would go for toy + penis DP!

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Brilliant. Fucking. Idea.

+internets for you. DP... never even crossed my mind.

Might I suggest something that involves a camera?

I"d recommend trying any and/or all of the below:

LiquidDeath said:

And as long as you let yourself hope that it will happen, you will remain fucked up about your ex. You are going to be a miserable human being until you let the bitch go.

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Well, I really think the only way that is going to happen if I meet someone as "good" as her. most of the women I have met have some qualities that are better, but as a whole, they don"t compare.

Will probably take me some time.

ValkyrieIsAboutToDie said:

My request is, denizens of FoH: help me think of solid, kinky shit I can do to this girl.

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I always liked some rough doggy style switching from oral and deep dickin" every 30 seconds or so. My ex and the 19 yr old loved that shit. make sure and slap their lips and clit some too.