Girls who broke your heart thread
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It"s not too late. Just know that you are putting the pussy on a pedestal. Find some confidence and make the move already, chicks wait to have sex, not kiss.kegkilla said:
This first date is fine, second is pushing it. If you go on a third then you know for a fact it"s okay to make a move, just do it already.
The first date always constitutes as a meet and great. As long as things went well by the end of the night that shit is bagged and tagged. But usually the second date is the indicator that you are ready to make a move and find out were her boundaries are.
1. Your an "05, unfortunately the board doesn"t seem to want to give me my old account back, so I am stuck as an "05 as well.NargorothRiP said:
2. You don"t even have 300 posts yet, you low post count fag.
3. Who the fuck are you to tell anyone to post on this forum, or not, are you a mod, no, admin, no, board owner, no?
In closing, thanks for caring, its a shame you are a giant loser, who seems to have a much higher opinion of your own self worth then you deserve here, and probably out in the real world.
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Ok can we please get back to talking about girls who broke our hearts, and how we are getting back at them by gaming every girl under the sun, and stop calling eachother fags?
With a ton of gay love,
Aychamo
With a ton of gay love,
Aychamo
The irony of this thread starting as "Woe is me, my broken heart!" to "LOLZ DUDE I SLAY CHIX @ CLUBZ" is so stark it hurts.
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That"s because there"s a difference between being in love and having sex with someone. For instance, you love your wife, but you had sex with that man because she wanted you to. Or was it that you loved the man and had sex with your wife because he wanted you to?GrobbeeTrull2.0 said:
she may be making allusions to pinching the seminal vesical right before ejaculating for a man. it can heighten the feeling. Or so i have been told (and experienced).
fuck if i know. all though my penis has been lumpy and covered in oozing purple welts for a few weeks now.
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Yeah she was hot but she had a strict boyfriend also that lived in boca, while we were in orlando. She used to want to cheat on him and hook up with my gf but she didnt want me to watch cause she"d feel bad, but if she was single then im sure she woulda went all for the 3some cause i know she always told my gf that she thought i was a good guy and stuff (when other friends call me an asshole lol).. but eh whatever, still time. Not like I havent had 3some with her other friendaychamo_aycono said:
I stopped going out for the purpose of practicing game, partially because I"m not that social and partially because I have no wingman to speak of. I do practice game nonstop at work (restaurant with crazy high turnover) and I"ve internalized so much of it that I accidentally game every remotely attractive girl without even trying. My problem is that I am not completely socially fluent (my social life basically started in college 5 years ago) so I come off as a dick (not in a good way) a lot of times. Biggest improvement lately, believe it or not, is being more openly interested in a girl. The disinterested thing I play way too long and the girl just gives up or starts putting up barriers because I think she thinks I"m trying to manipulate her (I am). I must of course qualify this by saying I"m never friended and I"ve never had the problem of showing too much interest, so this doesn"t apply to most guys.
Another random tidbit: befriend a super hot chick, then sleep with all her friends. Hot girls are so used to guys trying to sleep with them or pretending to be their friend so they can sleep with them that if you legitimately try not to fuck them and just be their friend they will instantly love you. At a bar when you run into girls like this they go apeshit for you (because they are so happy that a high-status guy wants to legitimately be their friend) and you have an immediate in with their friends, in addition to all the other girls at the bar seeing this hot girl go apeshit for you.
To the guy with the kissing problem, don"t look for some perfect moment, you can do it any time any where. If you are nervous about it you will likely end up trying to pump yourself up so much that when you do it you kind of black out (I still do this shit haha) and it is slightly weird but its preferable to not kissing her and getting friended. Any time you have a pause with eye contact you need to be going for that. If you don"t have a moment like that just pick one.
The other thing, however, is that there should never be "moves" like most people talk about. Touching should ideally slowly escalate with no big jumps. Start touching from the beginning. In the early stages when you are disqualifying yourself push her away playfully, when she says something you like and you "little sister" her pull her in for a hug. Kissing should be along a linear path from nothing to sex. This is the end ideal though an hard to accomplish unless you are very socially fluent, so just fucking do it. If she goes on date 2 with you, any point in the date is kiss time.
On date 3 you better kiss her within an hour. Girls don"t respect a man who is all "I respect women so I don"t want to be aggressive." Girls all know a man wants sex and when you hold back you look like a pussy. Probably the nicest and most homely girl-next-door type I"ve ever had told me after sex she was surprised how aggressive I was (I took what I wanted and she was happy to give it) with a tone of voice and expression that told me she was impressed/happy for it.
Another random tidbit: befriend a super hot chick, then sleep with all her friends. Hot girls are so used to guys trying to sleep with them or pretending to be their friend so they can sleep with them that if you legitimately try not to fuck them and just be their friend they will instantly love you. At a bar when you run into girls like this they go apeshit for you (because they are so happy that a high-status guy wants to legitimately be their friend) and you have an immediate in with their friends, in addition to all the other girls at the bar seeing this hot girl go apeshit for you.
To the guy with the kissing problem, don"t look for some perfect moment, you can do it any time any where. If you are nervous about it you will likely end up trying to pump yourself up so much that when you do it you kind of black out (I still do this shit haha) and it is slightly weird but its preferable to not kissing her and getting friended. Any time you have a pause with eye contact you need to be going for that. If you don"t have a moment like that just pick one.
The other thing, however, is that there should never be "moves" like most people talk about. Touching should ideally slowly escalate with no big jumps. Start touching from the beginning. In the early stages when you are disqualifying yourself push her away playfully, when she says something you like and you "little sister" her pull her in for a hug. Kissing should be along a linear path from nothing to sex. This is the end ideal though an hard to accomplish unless you are very socially fluent, so just fucking do it. If she goes on date 2 with you, any point in the date is kiss time.
On date 3 you better kiss her within an hour. Girls don"t respect a man who is all "I respect women so I don"t want to be aggressive." Girls all know a man wants sex and when you hold back you look like a pussy. Probably the nicest and most homely girl-next-door type I"ve ever had told me after sex she was surprised how aggressive I was (I took what I wanted and she was happy to give it) with a tone of voice and expression that told me she was impressed/happy for it.
Holy crap, she"s tiny! What does she weigh, like 105?! I"m an ass guy for sure, but is it just me?
She must be fun to toss around Brad.
She must be fun to toss around Brad.
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