So, I re-read the trainwreck from start to finish to get a better perspective of what actually made this thread go to shit. Zehn"s absolutely right, I shoulda taken the criticism in stride and laughed about it. As I go back, the only ones who were jumping down my throat from the beginning are thecutlery, chu, gryeyes, and ark. And well, thecutlery is still pissed because I called his boring 18 year old marriage boring, chu just wants to come out yelling HEY I FUCK GUYS (and now is also apparently a manslut) at any opportunity, this Gryeyes clown, who knows where the fuck he came from, and ark is just an ultimate internet badass that could bench press this entire forum. The others only really came out after I got all butthurt.
So I concede that I lose at internet arguing.