Girls who broke your heart thread
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I"m sorry, but what the hell is wrong with all of you.
You"re all turning meeting woman into some sort of weird psychological game where there are points assigned and winners and losers. Whatever happened to just meeting woman and saying hi and not worrying about if you are wearing enough flair so that you can attract enough attention and be "unique".
Dominant / Submissive?? what the fuck...
I have never had a problem meeting woman or initiating conversation. Just relax and I think when you"re thinking about 20 different things you get flustered, just go with the flow.
I"m going to show my girlfriend this thread tomorrow, I"m sure we"ll both have lots of fun reading it together.
(ps) I need more hints on how to initiate anal sex
You"re all turning meeting woman into some sort of weird psychological game where there are points assigned and winners and losers. Whatever happened to just meeting woman and saying hi and not worrying about if you are wearing enough flair so that you can attract enough attention and be "unique".
Dominant / Submissive?? what the fuck...
I have never had a problem meeting woman or initiating conversation. Just relax and I think when you"re thinking about 20 different things you get flustered, just go with the flow.
I"m going to show my girlfriend this thread tomorrow, I"m sure we"ll both have lots of fun reading it together.
(ps) I need more hints on how to initiate anal sex
Felt shitty Tuesday so I didn"t call her and slept instead. Called today from work after lunch, secured a date for later tonight. Got an immediate yes, then we stumbled for 2 min because she was so quiet and I couldn"t understand her telling me where she lived (it"s hard enough understanding it from a native speaker since they"re Korean neighborhood names and thus I can"t understand the pronunciation as naturally). I fuckin hate the phone and I, against all common knowledge advice, always try to keep my phone convos as short as possible.
I used to talk for 8+ hours with my first girlfriend over the phone. After she dumped my boring ass, I swore pretty much this exact thing. I don"t think I"ve had a phone conversation with a lady friend pass the 10 minute mark since and I"ve never regretted it.dabamf said:
Short and sweet. It"s better to be amazing for 5 minutes and bad for 5, then just "good" for 20 when first getting to know a girl (not talking about sex, lulz!). When she"s hooked, it takes a lot to get her un-hooked, as it were. But, until then, she"ll remember the highs over the lows. So, make the highs as good as possible.
Well, date was sorta boring. I did my best to liven it up and set up some back-and-forth banter but nothing took. And she wasn"t as cute as I remembered (I was drunk when I met her).
I think I"m gonna try somethin bold with the convenience store girl near my house. I saw something in her eyes when I asked her a question about something unrelated that made me wanna do dirty things to her. I don"t think she speaks any English, so it should be good for some laughs at least.
I think I"m gonna try somethin bold with the convenience store girl near my house. I saw something in her eyes when I asked her a question about something unrelated that made me wanna do dirty things to her. I don"t think she speaks any English, so it should be good for some laughs at least.
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Wow, decent chunk of uninformed anal hate in this thread since I"ve been away.
Wife and I have done it maybe a half dozen times in the last year and a half or so...never once had any kind of shit smells/residue/issues on my dick. Do I shower afterwards? Sure, why the fuck wouldn"t you? But to act like it instantly fucks up your dick, the sheets, the bed, the floor and the room is ridiculously laughable. I"m pretty sure the wife ain"t doing random enemas every day just on the off chance we"d have anal. I"d certainly rate it as cleaner than fucking on the rag, but maybe that"s just because I have a real hard time with the smell, moreso than the blood everywhere. I tend to blow quicker in her ass, but who knows if it"s really because of the feeling, or more of the feeling that it"s taboo, having been married for 10 years and just started this in the last year and a half or so.
Now, that being said, is it all it"s cracked up to be? I dunno, I could take it or leave it I guess. I"m starting to lean away from it just because of the possibility that I could injure her and feel bad about it. The vagina is designed to take a beating (So to speak). The colon? Not so much. Without her being completely aroused in the moment and a good chunk of lube, you"re gonna have a helluva time getting it in, and an even harder time keeping her from bitching about how sore her ass is for 3 days. The absolute last thing I"m interested in is her getting some kinda tear or something that gets infected, so for that reason alone I"m just erring on the side of caution.
Is it something you should avoid completely because it"s disgusting? No, some women really get off with it. The wife says everything down there is connected, so she gets into it and has a good time. Is it something that you absolutely have to do to have a successful sex life? Nah....perfectly good pre-lubed hole just 3 inches away that works just fine. If you"ve got something against anal, hey, great, that"s cool, don"t do it. But don"t try to extrapolate it out that every time the entire population does anal they gotta be in hazmat suits and get radiation scrubbed when they"re done.
Wife and I have done it maybe a half dozen times in the last year and a half or so...never once had any kind of shit smells/residue/issues on my dick. Do I shower afterwards? Sure, why the fuck wouldn"t you? But to act like it instantly fucks up your dick, the sheets, the bed, the floor and the room is ridiculously laughable. I"m pretty sure the wife ain"t doing random enemas every day just on the off chance we"d have anal. I"d certainly rate it as cleaner than fucking on the rag, but maybe that"s just because I have a real hard time with the smell, moreso than the blood everywhere. I tend to blow quicker in her ass, but who knows if it"s really because of the feeling, or more of the feeling that it"s taboo, having been married for 10 years and just started this in the last year and a half or so.
Now, that being said, is it all it"s cracked up to be? I dunno, I could take it or leave it I guess. I"m starting to lean away from it just because of the possibility that I could injure her and feel bad about it. The vagina is designed to take a beating (So to speak). The colon? Not so much. Without her being completely aroused in the moment and a good chunk of lube, you"re gonna have a helluva time getting it in, and an even harder time keeping her from bitching about how sore her ass is for 3 days. The absolute last thing I"m interested in is her getting some kinda tear or something that gets infected, so for that reason alone I"m just erring on the side of caution.
Is it something you should avoid completely because it"s disgusting? No, some women really get off with it. The wife says everything down there is connected, so she gets into it and has a good time. Is it something that you absolutely have to do to have a successful sex life? Nah....perfectly good pre-lubed hole just 3 inches away that works just fine. If you"ve got something against anal, hey, great, that"s cool, don"t do it. But don"t try to extrapolate it out that every time the entire population does anal they gotta be in hazmat suits and get radiation scrubbed when they"re done.
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Except I"ve actually fucked more girls in 1 month than you have in your whole life, and when I said it on these forums I was joking...but it"s good that you remember when I said it because I don"t, at all, , lol. I haven"t done it with my gf, and wouldn"t, and neither of us want to. There is just no reason.TheCutlery said:
I"ve done it a lot when I was younger and stupid, in a lot of regretful situations and with people that I shouldn"t have.(no homo) Oh well, live and learn. I"m alive and clean.
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Both are true except for the "haven"t since", but I"d become even more popular than I already am if I was like HEY GUYZ IVE FUCKED ONE NIGHT STANDS IN THE ASS. I may even get +internets from saying that for the people who hope that I get AIDS and other glorious negs that I get, haha.
But good call, caught in a semi-lie. The Cocklery will be stoked by this.
But good call, caught in a semi-lie. The Cocklery will be stoked by this.