I"ve met a few girls that are real anal (I wish) about sizes. One told me the biggest she"s ever had was 9 inches. The friend that hooked us up forwarded a text from her to me the next day that said I had a 10 inch dick. This is why women aren"t mathematicians.Heylel Teomim said:
Girls who broke your heart thread
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LOL. Girls and getting ready. The worse thing is, if you even hint that you may be a little bit late or maybe we should get a move on they stress out and get shitty then your in for an even worse night.
If you cant beat em join em, i simply bite my tongue accept this is just one of girls inherent beauties throw some CoD on and wait patiently. Be ready to get of CoD as soon as she is ready though because apparently its your fault you are late because "You play games to much!".
If you cant beat em join em, i simply bite my tongue accept this is just one of girls inherent beauties throw some CoD on and wait patiently. Be ready to get of CoD as soon as she is ready though because apparently its your fault you are late because "You play games to much!".
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Whoa whoa whoa, less personal details jackass. Respect your women more.DMK said:LOL. Girls and getting ready. The worse thing is, if you even hint that you may be a little bit late or maybe we should get a move on they stress out and get shitty then your in for an even worse night.
If you cant beat em join em, i simply bite my tongue accept this is just one of girls inherent beauties throw some CoD on and wait patiently. Be ready to get of CoD as soon as she is ready though because apparently its your fault you are late because "You play games to much!".
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The girls taking forever and making you late thing is actually more often than not just a shit test. Bump back on it and tell them look, I pride myself on being punctual, I"m going to leave the house/apartment at 7:00 on the dot, so I can be there on time, and I"m leaving with or without you. And then follow through with your plan. If she misses the bus, she may act all butt-hurt, but you will earn serious man-points for being, well, a man about it.
You"re failing the shit test every time you let her make you 30 minutes late for no reason.
You"re failing the shit test every time you let her make you 30 minutes late for no reason.
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There are subconscious factors that she has no control over that are going to see your actions (or lack of action) of allowing her to dictate your schedule, and she is going to lose attraction and respect for you. Those same subconscious factors will see your willingness to stick to your guns and not be late, and its going to create respect and attraction. I"m not saying this one simple thing is a relationship doomer/breaker, but I"m saying simply, if you are allowing your girl to do this shit to you, you are failing a shit test. If you fail enough shit tests (and I don"t mean 100 of this particular one, I mean the plethora of tests your girl will give you), then you eventually lose your girl.
Just stick it in her pooper every now and then to show her you"re the boss. I compare women to puppies. If it weren"t for you training them, they"d still be shitting on the carpets and chewing up the couches.Mmmkeshek said:
Your probably right.Mmmkeshek said:
Now i consider myself a pretty manly man.
But fuck that noise i DEFINITELY do not want to put up with my missus if i rush her, its not worth it...trust me its just not. I lose energy thinking about it. :"(
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You sound like a pussy. Tell her how it is. If she needs extra time to get ready, tell her to start getting ready earlier. Problem solved.
Virgin because I know how to deal with women. Someday you can be an Alpha Male like me, if you practice hard enough bro.
Virgin because I know how to deal with women. Someday you can be an Alpha Male like me, if you practice hard enough bro.
Sorry for saying I"d do something and didn"t manage to get the time. I"ll post by tomorrow afternoon. I"m having surgery Friday (and my sons birthday party is Saturday - lovely timing), so I"m trying to get everything taken care of before hand. It"s more time consuming than I had anticipated! :O
I"ve seen your bedroom and fuck the risk of a ban, I"m going to tell all. First of all, you painted the walls in a warm color yet painted the ceiling in a fluorescent white. Goodbye warm, hello operating room. Repaint ceiling in an ivory and go from there.Ravvenn said:
Also, drapes are so 19th century. Get rid of the Lindsay Lohan meatflaps and get some natural wood blinds in place, repaint sills to ivory as needed.
Lose the wood head board. Twisted iron is in because it always looks classy but doesn"t darken the mood of the room. Add an oak foot locker or a warm lemon bed throw to offset if needed.
And for fuck"s sakes, put your dirty socks in the hamper instead of leaving them in dirty, wadded up balls on the floor.
Also, your husband hates the rug you"ve put near the door.
Anymore bedroom details that I should divulge, Missy?
The solution isnt "acting" like a man, it is BEING a man. You really cannot fake the funk and chicks are especially keen in sensing that. You should be asking yourself why you would want to continue a potential relationship when after the 2nd date you need e-advice.Mmmkeshek said:
And you really should not be inhibited in expressing your opinion regardless of the circumstance. There are many ways to address the issue without being a dick head or showing pseudo-assertiveness.
Generally speaking if you are being tested you have already failed.
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Yeah on second thought I"m probably posting this stuff in the wrong place. The ones of you who actually do have successful long-term relationships are probably the gender-neutral outliers where perma-beta works just fine.
And you"re crazy if you think for a second that shit tests will ever stop, if you have a feminine woman as your partner (again ignoring gender-neutrality).
And you"re crazy if you think for a second that shit tests will ever stop, if you have a feminine woman as your partner (again ignoring gender-neutrality).
while this statement is very true, i don"t see why one would have to be an asshole about being punctual.Mmmkeshek said: