Girls who broke your heart thread

Heylel

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Eomer said:
It"s kind of strange that someone who is so confident in her own looks and personality is also fairly insecure about relationships, but in some ways she"s kind of a mirror image of myself in that sense. I"m going to have to be careful about not coming on too strong or scaring her off or hanging out too much. It"s kind of a paradox: I"m supposed to prove that I like her for more than just her looks, but I can"t come on too strong or get too sappy otherwise I"ll scare her off. Bitches are so complicated!
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I"m probably not telling you anything you don"t know, but this will be a fact of life for as long as you"re together. She"s going to test you, and it"s going to be really difficult and intense. It"s not because she"s afraid of you, quite the opposite. She wouldn"t go through the trouble if she wasn"t already digging the relationship, but those emotional walls are nigh impossible to break down on her own. She"s going to have you scale every one of them.

I recently got out of a relationship that started very similarly. She and I got along amazing right off the bat, and loved being around one another, but she had been hurt in the past many times, in many ways, and even though she thought I was great she couldn"t help but try and push me away. I fought it, and eventually won a little reprieve. Once you get over the barrier, things will be great for a while. She"s committed then, and trusts you not to hurt her.

Problem is, those walls tend to get built back up. She"s never going to be used to being open and defenseless, and I"m guessing you won"t either. There will come a time when the absence of distrust will start to cause friction. It"s a slow, painful way to watch a relationship die, as you just start fighting more and more for no reason at all. You might both see the end coming months ahead, but unless someone is willing to step out, it"ll keep on deteriorating.

Aren"t I just a ray of sunshine? All that being said, it"s still worth the work if you really like her. Just don"t go into it feeling like forever really means forever. Cherish what good time you get, and when the end eventually comes, you"ll have no regrets.
 
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Mippo_foh

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You must suck in bed, all quiet and shit. I"d rather get my practice in saying naughty shit and figuring out what drives her crazy. That way when it comes to sex time, you know all the crazy shit you can say to make her go wiiiiilllld. It"s not all about thrust, thrust, thrust; have to get in their head, show them you"re the king of the castle.
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Maybe you do. If she likes the sex, she"ll come back regardless of what you do or don"t say.

My favorite line:

You know why I don"t eat pussy?

Because I don"t have to.
 
Aychamo BanBan

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Mippo said:
Maybe you do. If she likes the sex, she"ll come back regardless of what you do or don"t say.

My favorite line:

You know why I don"t eat pussy?

Because I don"t have to.
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You don eat pussy? I only do to girls I really like, and I love it. Love them on their knees kneeling over my face and have them almost sit on my face and I go to town. MMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmm love it!
 
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I generally don"t eat out unless she specifically requests it and has done something recently to deserve it. Its ok, I guess, but not really my favorite thing in the world. As luck would have it I have an innate ability for it and can usually finish up in 3-5 minutes if I"m just looking to get it over with if I"m not into it. I somewhat hate it when I completely miss with my tongue and go inside because the taste is so strange.

My strategy is to flatten out my tongue instead of enlongate it. From talking to girls alot of guys seem to think you pretend to be a snake during the process and jut in and out really quickly with your tongue. Usually I"ll just slip a finger in and rub the G while doing broad tongue strokes over the clit -- results are generally favorable.
 
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Sharmai_foh

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Good lord your doing it wrong. You never have to put your tongue in it and unless you have a unnaturally long tongue it"s not going to do much for you anyway by doing so.

You put your tongue right above her clitoris (above that little bump just short of tip top of the vagina) and lick that area with the tip of your tongue in a rapid fashion. Up/down and left/right.

When she is about to explode you can make her orgasm reach new heights but licking up/down but going down slightly below the clitoris (but still not inside the vagina) and then licking all the way the back up and over the clitoris an up to the top edge of the vagina. (This whole length is only about half an inch or less so its no far. It"s pretty easy to lick this extremely fast since your head doesn"t have to travel)

Just make sure you get a good grip on her legs because as soon as you do that she is going to explode on your chin and flap all over the bed like crazy with weird screams.


Then you make her elbows touch her knees and shove your shit into her like your a jackhammer and watch as she loses count of her orgasms around number 6 or so.....


If your tongue is going into the vagina your just doing it wrong.

*Note avoid actually licking the clitoris itself until after you have her good and worked up. Licking it to soon will make her jump and slightly uncomfortable if shes extra sensitive. Build her up slowly then start to lick the clitoris and below the clitoris.
 
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Tenks

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I never go in by intention sometimes I just miss. I know what I"m doing its not like I"m performing rocket surgery down there.

Also you have to breath heavy and warm via your mouth. It"ll make them go nuts.
 
Hatorade

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Dumar said:
this board has become myspace, wow. i think i may quit.
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I am so sorry to here that, perhaps this survey will change your mind.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
[ ] I Talk A LOT when I get really nervous.

[ ] I am really ticklish.

[ ] I"m afraid of the dark.

[ ] I can"t sleep in a room if the door is open

[ ]I can"t sleep in a room if the door is closed

[ ] I am homosexual.

[ ] I believe in true love.

[ ] I"ve ran away from home

[ ] I listen to political music

[ ] I collect comic books

[ ] I shut others out when I"m sad.

[ ] I"ve stayed out all night.

[ ] I open up to others easily.

[ ] I am keeping a secret from the world.

[ ] I watch the news

[ ] I love Disney movies.

[ ] I am a sucker for green eyes.

[ ] I am a sucker for brown eyes.

[ ] I am a sucker for blue eyes

[ ] I dont kill bugs

[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name.

[ ] I"ve slipped and fell in public.

[ ] I"ve slipped out a "lol" in a real conversation

[ ] I love Spam

[ ] I bake well.

[ ] I have worn pajamas to class.

[ ] I want a better job

[ ] Talked on a phone for 6+ hours.

[ ] I love Dr. Phil.

[ ] I like multiple people

[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.

[ ] I am self-conscious.

[ ] I love to laugh.

[ ] I have tried alcohol.

[ ] I drink alcohol on a regular basis.

[ ] I have tried a cigarette.

[ ] I have smoked a pack in one day.

[ ] I loved Lord of the Flies.

[ ] I have cough drops when I"m not sick.

[ ] I can"t swallow pills.

[ ] I have a lot of scars.

[ ] I can"t sleep if there is a spider in the room.

[ ] I like chocolate.

[ ] I bite my nails.

[ ] I am not comfortable with being me.

[ ] I play computer games when I"m bored.

[ ] Gotten lost in the city.

[ ] Thought of suicide before.

[ ] Seen a shooting star.

[ ] Gone out in public in my pajamas

[ ] Hugged a stranger.

[ ] Been in a fist fight.

[ ] Laughed and had some type of beverage come out of my nose

[ ] Pushed all the buttons on an elevator.

[ ] Made out in an elevator.

[ ] Kicked a guy where it hurts on purpose

[ ] Been skydiving.

[ ] Been bungee jumping.

[ ] Gotten stitches.

[ ] Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour

[ ] Bitten someone

[ ] Been to Niagara Falls.

[ ] Gotten the chicken pox.

[ ] Crashed into a car

[ ] Been to germany.

[ ] Ridden in a taxi.

[ ] Shoplifted.

[ ] Been fired.

[ ] Had feelings for someone who didn"t have them back.

[ ] Stole something from your job.

[ ] Gone on a blind date.

[ ] Had a crush on a teacher/coach.

[ ] Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.

[ ] Been to Europe.

[ ] Slept with a co-worker, and/or employee.

[ ] Been married

[ ] Gotten divorced

[ ] Saw someone/something dying.

[ ] have a list of people you want to kill.

[ ] Ridden in a car over 400 miles in one day

[ ] Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

[ ] Thrown up in a bar.

[ ] Eaten sushi.

[ ] Cried in public.

[ ] Walked purposely into traffic with your eyes closed.

[ ] Liked someone even though you knew you shouldn"t have.

[ ] Thought of someone a lot lately.

[ ] Hate the world.
 
Azrayne

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I don"t understand guys with an aversion to going down on chicks. It"s kinda fun, if it"s done well they love it, and if she"s going to swallow what I think is one of the most disgusting substances on earth for me, the least I can do is a little snatch-diving to return the favour.
 
Tarrant

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Hatorade said:
I am so sorry to here that, perhaps this survey will change your mind.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
[ ] I Talk A LOT when I get really nervous.

[ ] I am really ticklish.

[ ] I"m afraid of the dark.

[ ] I can"t sleep in a room if the door is open

[ ]I can"t sleep in a room if the door is closed

[ ] I am homosexual.

[ ] I believe in true love.

[ ] I"ve ran away from home

[ ] I listen to political music

[ ] I collect comic books

[ ] I shut others out when I"m sad.

[ ] I"ve stayed out all night.

[ ] I open up to others easily.

[ ] I am keeping a secret from the world.

[ ] I watch the news

[ ] I love Disney movies.

[ ] I am a sucker for green eyes.

[ ] I am a sucker for brown eyes.

[ ] I am a sucker for blue eyes

[ ] I dont kill bugs

[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name.

[ ] I"ve slipped and fell in public.

[ ] I"ve slipped out a "lol" in a real conversation

[ ] I love Spam

[ ] I bake well.

[ ] I have worn pajamas to class.

[ ] I want a better job

[ ] Talked on a phone for 6+ hours.

[ ] I love Dr. Phil.

[ ] I like multiple people

[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.

[ ] I am self-conscious.

[ ] I love to laugh.

[ ] I have tried alcohol.

[ ] I drink alcohol on a regular basis.

[ ] I have tried a cigarette.

[ ] I have smoked a pack in one day.

[ ] I loved Lord of the Flies.

[ ] I have cough drops when I"m not sick.

[ ] I can"t swallow pills.

[ ] I have a lot of scars.

[ ] I can"t sleep if there is a spider in the room.

[ ] I like chocolate.

[ ] I bite my nails.

[ ] I am not comfortable with being me.

[ ] I play computer games when I"m bored.

[ ] Gotten lost in the city.

[ ] Thought of suicide before.

[ ] Seen a shooting star.

[ ] Gone out in public in my pajamas

[ ] Hugged a stranger.

[ ] Been in a fist fight.

[ ] Laughed and had some type of beverage come out of my nose

[ ] Pushed all the buttons on an elevator.

[ ] Made out in an elevator.

[ ] Kicked a guy where it hurts on purpose

[ ] Been skydiving.

[ ] Been bungee jumping.

[ ] Gotten stitches.

[ ] Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour

[ ] Bitten someone

[ ] Been to Niagara Falls.

[ ] Gotten the chicken pox.

[ ] Crashed into a car

[ ] Been to germany.

[ ] Ridden in a taxi.

[ ] Shoplifted.

[ ] Been fired.

[ ] Had feelings for someone who didn"t have them back.

[ ] Stole something from your job.

[ ] Gone on a blind date.

[ ] Had a crush on a teacher/coach.

[ ] Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.

[ ] Been to Europe.

[ ] Slept with a co-worker, and/or employee.

[ ] Been married

[ ] Gotten divorced

[ ] Saw someone/something dying.

[ ] have a list of people you want to kill.

[ ] Ridden in a car over 400 miles in one day

[ ] Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

[ ] Thrown up in a bar.

[ ] Eaten sushi.

[ ] Cried in public.

[ ] Walked purposely into traffic with your eyes closed.

[ ] Liked someone even though you knew you shouldn"t have.

[ ] Thought of someone a lot lately.

[ ] Hate the world.
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do I have to forward it to 10 people to prevent a dead girl from coming out of my closet?

Spoiler Alert, click show to read:[ x] I Talk A LOT when I get really nervous.

[ ] I am really ticklish.

[ ] I"m afraid of the dark.

[ ] I can"t sleep in a room if the door is open

[ ]I can"t sleep in a room if the door is closed

[ ] I am homosexual.

[ x] I believe in true love.

[ ] I"ve ran away from home

[ x] I listen to political music

[ ] I collect comic books

[ ] I shut others out when I"m sad.

[ ] I"ve stayed out all night.

[x ] I open up to others easily.

[ ] I am keeping a secret from the world.

[ x] I watch the news

[x ] I love Disney movies.

[ x] I am a sucker for green eyes.

[ x] I am a sucker for brown eyes.

[x ] I am a sucker for blue eyes

[ ] I don"t kill bugs

[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name.

[ x] I"ve slipped and fell in public.

[ ] I"ve slipped out a "lol" in a real conversation

[ ] I love Spam

[ x] I bake well.

[ ] I have worn pajamas to class.

[x ] I want a better job

[ ] Talked on a phone for 6+ hours.

[ ] I love Dr. Phil.

[ ] I like multiple people

[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.

[ ] I am self-conscious.

[ x] I love to laugh.

[x ] I have tried alcohol.

[ ] I drink alcohol on a regular basis.

[ ] I have tried a cigarette.

[ ] I have smoked a pack in one day.

[x ] I loved Lord of the Flies.

[ ] I have cough drops when I"m not sick.

[ ] I can"t swallow pills.

[ ] I have a lot of scars.

[ ] I can"t sleep if there is a spider in the room.

[x ] I like chocolate.

[ x] I bite my nails.

[ ] I am not comfortable with being me.

[x ] I play computer games when I"m bored.

[x ] Gotten lost in the city.

[x ] Thought of suicide before.

[x ] Seen a shooting star.

[ ] Gone out in public in my pajamas

[x ] Hugged a stranger.

[x ] Been in a fist fight.

[ ] Laughed and had some type of beverage come out of my nose

[ x] Pushed all the buttons on an elevator.

[x ] Made out in an elevator.

[x ] Kicked a guy where it hurts on purpose

[ ] Been skydiving.

[x ] Been bungee jumping.

[ x] Gotten stitches.

[ ] Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour

[ ] Bitten someone

[ ] Been to Niagara Falls.

[ x] Gotten the chicken pox.

[ x] Crashed into a car

[ ] Been to germany.

[x ] Ridden in a taxi.

[ x] Shoplifted.

[x ] Been fired.

[ x] Had feelings for someone who didn"t have them back.

[ x] Stole something from your job.

[x ] Gone on a blind date.

[x ] Had a crush on a teacher/coach.

[ ] Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.

[ ] Been to Europe.

[ ] Slept with a co-worker, and/or employee.

[ x] Been married

[ x] Gotten divorced

[ x] Saw someone/something dying.

[ ] have a list of people you want to kill.

[ x] Ridden in a car over 400 miles in one day

[ x] Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

[ ] Thrown up in a bar.

[x ] Eaten sushi.

[ x] Cried in public.

[ ] Walked purposely into traffic with your eyes closed.

[ x] Liked someone even though you knew you shouldn"t have.

[x ] Thought of someone a lot lately.

[ ] Hate the world.
 
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Tenks

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Since you contribute nothing to this thread I don"t know why you even click on it Dumar
 
Eomer

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Azrayne said:
I don"t understand guys with an aversion to going down on chicks. It"s kinda fun, if it"s done well they love it, and if she"s going to swallow what I think is one of the most disgusting substances on earth for me, the least I can do is a little snatch-diving to return the favour.
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Personally I"ve always enjoyed it, with a couple exceptions of girls that had either excessive hair or odour. I guess I"m just a giver.
 
Ronaan

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Tenks said:
I somewhat hate it when I completely miss with my tongue and go inside because the taste is so strange.
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But but but but the taste is the best about it!

srsly guys...

(but don"t go down on random bar trash you pick up... recommended for people in a somewhat steady relationship only)
 
Aychamo BanBan

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Ronaan said:
But but but but the taste is the best about it!

srsly guys...

(but don"t go down on random bar trash you pick up... recommended for people in a somewhat steady relationship only)
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totally agree. i only go down on girls i really, really like. i"ll let bartrash suck my dick all day, but wouldn"t go down on them for a million bucks!
 
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