Girls who broke your heart thread

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Maybe its since I had to watch a Male -> Female sex change surgery in class but putting anything near my dick just doesn"t sit well.

Your opinion on the subject quickly changes when you see a dick cut off at the base and ripped away from the connecting tissue and held 3 feet away while the urethra is still attached then clipped with scissors then thrown in a jar.
 
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Azrayne said:
Nope, I"d be curious about what method you use yourself though? Been wanting to try shaving them for a while but I"m too much of a pussy to put a razor near there. It"s not like they"re perfectly smooth or anything, they"re kinda wrinkly, it"s just screaming to get cut and bleed all over.
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I use a razor, dry. I know that sounds ouch, but I"ve found the key to be pulling the skin so there"s no wrinkles, then shaving the flattened skin area. I found using water or any type of lubricant makes it too hard to get a grip on the skin. As long as you use a good, sharp razor and take your time, you shouldn"t cut yourself at all. In ~5 years of bag-shaving, I"ve only nicked myself a handful of times.

It"s quite worth it. My woman loves it so much, it"s pretty much guaranteed sex as soon as I tell her I just shaved. She says that when shaved, its the softest, smoothest skin on my body. I"d even say it increased my number of BJs, cause she likes licking my smooth, shaved balls and hey, since you"re down there...
 
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I usually just chill in the shower, get the sack wet, then open the curtain and let it get cold so your sack is a nice and tight ball.

Makes it a lot easier compared to hanging low and swinging back and forth.
 
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Tyen said:
I usually just chill in the shower, get the sack wet, then open the curtain and let it get cold so your sack is a nice and tight ball.

Makes it a lot easier compared to hanging low and swinging back and forth.
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rofl yup, pretty much this.
 
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[LVC]DeGrassi said:
rofl yup, pretty much this.
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Personally I just use a Braun foil type electric razor every couple of days (and yes, a cold taught sack is ideal), and then every couple of weeks I"ll use a Mach3 to catch all the wee ones that the Braun inevitably misses.

And yes, keep the beard trimming attachments or clippers the FUCK away from your junk. Loose skin plus those = horrible, horrible pain.

Personally I keep the shaft and sack shaven, and the rest of the area trimmed with a 3/8" attachment on my clippers.
 
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beard/mustache trimmer on lowest setting. Not quite smooth, but very mild stubble. Like a 5 o"clock shadow.
 
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I have to shave, I got hair on my shaft and the ladies don"t like to be sucking on that shit.
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Heh that"s pretty much exactly what got me started with the ballsack shaving. One day I noticed I was growing hair up the damn shaft, wtf is that shit. From shaving that, it was a natural progression to shaving de nuts.

Next question: Anyone tried laser hair removal? No, I don"t mean from the scrote (unless someone"s done it, do tell!), but from elsewhere? I have a few small patches of hair on my shoulders and back. I keep em shaved with an electric trimmer, but I"ve considered the laser removal a few times, mostly cuz it"s such a pain to reach.

Btw, the one area I haven"t trimmed or shaved yet is my ass crack. I hate the lint-collecting hair in there, but haven"t had the guts (or the flexibility) to try it yet. Anyone?
 
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MorinkhanMT said:
Btw, the one area I haven"t trimmed or shaved yet is my ass crack. I hate the lint-collecting hair in there, but haven"t had the guts (or the flexibility) to try it yet. Anyone?
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This is quickly going to become the boys who broke your heart thread...
 
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I hate the lint-collecting hair in there, but haven"t had the guts (or the flexibility) to try it yet. Anyone?
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How does one know that lint is collecting in their ass hair?
 
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MorinkhanMT said:
Heh that"s pretty much exactly what got me started with the ballsack shaving. One day I noticed I was growing hair up the damn shaft, wtf is that shit. From shaving that, it was a natural progression to shaving de nuts.

Next question: Anyone tried laser hair removal? No, I don"t mean from the scrote (unless someone"s done it, do tell!), but from elsewhere? I have a few small patches of hair on my shoulders and back. I keep em shaved with an electric trimmer, but I"ve considered the laser removal a few times, mostly cuz it"s such a pain to reach.

Btw, the one area I haven"t trimmed or shaved yet is my ass crack. I hate the lint-collecting hair in there, but haven"t had the guts (or the flexibility) to try it yet. Anyone?
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Had a girl I was seeing once that had a fetish about licking guys assholes or some shit, bitch wasnt all there. Anyway I decided hey why not, if your overweight not seeing how its gonna work, I am pretty damn fit and it requires some flexiblity. The first time you do it (shave) that is, it will itch, pretty much just like every other thing you shave for the first time, but the second third and so forth times its nothing .. just make sure you use one of those quatro 4 blade razors and you should be good. just try to not actually shave your actual ass cheeks ... you seen those porn chicks with the red bumps all over there ass ... thats what happens. The crack is fine ... the cheeks your just asking for trouble.
 
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MorinkhanMT said:
Heh that"s pretty much exactly what got me started with the ballsack shaving. One day I noticed I was growing hair up the damn shaft, wtf is that shit. From shaving that, it was a natural progression to shaving de nuts.

Next question: Anyone tried laser hair removal? No, I don"t mean from the scrote (unless someone"s done it, do tell!), but from elsewhere? I have a few small patches of hair on my shoulders and back. I keep em shaved with an electric trimmer, but I"ve considered the laser removal a few times, mostly cuz it"s such a pain to reach.

Btw, the one area I haven"t trimmed or shaved yet is my ass crack. I hate the lint-collecting hair in there, but haven"t had the guts (or the flexibility) to try it yet. Anyone?
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The laser hair removal is supposedly expensive. For large areas, it can be like $600-$1000 per treatment. It apparently works best on dark hairs against fair skin, and they want you to shave beforehand anyway so that the hair is in a specific growth phase. I have some interest in dermatology so I glanced at it, but it seems to me that running a laser over bare skin would cause some sort of damage. There"s that horror story about the husband who gave his wife a leg laser hair removal for her birthday, and the technician had it set to the wrong level, and she got 3rd degree burns all over her legs. Even at the proper settings it seems like it would cause skin cancer.
 
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Tyen said:
How does one know that lint is collecting in their ass hair?
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Most times I have a shower, but especially after doing any sweat-inducing activity, clumps of ass-lint inevitably fall to the shower floor. Did I mention I don"t like ass hair?
 
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Incognitogamer said:
When are the scientists gonna invent some gene therapy that prevents all hair minus head hair from growing. They need to get on that shit.
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You know, for now I"d just be thrilled if they could KEEP hair on my head, let alone get rid of it elsewhere.
 
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