Girls who broke your heart thread

Cialis is better than Viagra if you"re going for marathon fuck sessions. Cialis basically over-rides your natural refraction time and lets you get hard as much as you need for the next 36 hours.

If you can stomach it, most chicks I"ve been with absolutely go bananas when you blow your load in them, go down on them, make them cum, suck it out, and feed it to them in a big wet kiss.

Of course, most dudes are grossed out by that, but hey... it"s yours, not someone else"s.

Also, not to give tips because I"m sure your sexual prowess is godlike (on the internets!) but one sure-fire way I know to make any and every woman absolutely hooked on you is to make sure you can either make her squirt, or go through the motions.

Insert middle-finger, palm up. Bend it towards you as if you"re making the "come here" motion. Once you"re firmly against her G-spot, apply pressure directly above her pubic mound and begin to fuck her with your hand. You want your middle finger to be as close to vertical as you can get it, and alternate with the "come hither" finger motion. Remember, keep pressure on her lower abdomen. If she says "I feel like i"m going to pee" you"re doing it right. Clit-work is delicate; no chomping. No slapping unless she tells you to. Only use it if she"s about to cum to bring her back down. Sucking is okay, just make sure to form a nice seal around her clit and use your tongue while you"re doing it. If you do it too long, you will make your lips feel like you just got punched in the face.

If your hand gets tired, or she has toys, you can replace your middle finger with it. Make sure it"s as close to vertical as you can, ramp it up to high, and watch her buck like a crazed bronco.

Also, if she has one of those tiny egg vibrators, you can insert that, then your penis for some fun. It should (depending on length) rest pretty firmly on top of your cock, and against her g-spot. Win/win all around. If you"re hung like a horse, you risk pushing it in to her cervix. Be careful of the power cord.
 

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Brad2770 said:
Well, I really think the only way that is going to happen if I meet someone as "good" as her. most of the women I have met have some qualities that are better, but as a whole, they don"t compare.
IMO that"s part of the problem, but a very understandable one. I"m sure anyone who has been in a serious relationship for any amount of time has done the same, I definitely did. Compared every girl I met/had interest in to the ex, it just made me miserable.
 

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GrobbeeTrull2.0 said:
If you can stomach it, most chicks I"ve been with absolutely go bananas when you blow your load in them, go down on them, make them cum, suck it out, and feed it to them in a big wet kiss.
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It"s my personal belief that in order to immortalize yourself in a chick"s mind you have to not only be dynamite in the sack, but you also have to be the absolute darkest chapter in her sexual history. Whether that means doing some borderline shit, or breaking into a Mormon church and nailing her on the altar... you"ve got to bring your A game and play on the darkside haha
 

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I always liked blindfolding a girl and then running popsicle over her body and then when she"s all good and going stick it in her. It"s only awesome the first time though. Surprise factor and all.

Make sure it"s sugarless.
 

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Picasso said:
This finally gives the ok on eating your own shit.
LOL! I can see the post now... "Girls, guys really like it when you let them fuck you in the ass, then suck the shit off their dick and give it back to them in a big wet kiss!!!" Guess that doesn"t qualify as your own shit though.. fuck!