Gravy's Cooking Thread

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The Master

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Won't the regular ziploc break down in that heat?
No.

Sous-vide is like $20-30 for a PID, some minor wiring, and an aquarium bubbler if you want to be fancy. Total cost for something equivalent to a $5k machine is something less than $75. Don't go buy one, it isn't worth it. Try it with a cooler first to see if you actually like it. Vacuum sealing isn't needed at all.
 

Gravy

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You don't need to vacuum sealer unless you're doing a marinade. Use a regular ziplock, leave the corner open, lower it in slowly. The heat differential will push the majority of the air out, then seal it once it's almost in.
Excellent. Well, maybe next week.

I did make some excellent molasses cookies today.
 

Adebisi

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I like my ghetto sous vide setup. I need a smaller cooler though. It's kinda ignant having my bigass camping cooler sitting on the counter just for one steak.

I should find a little six pack cooler of sorts.
 

Dyvim

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I like my ghetto sous vide setup. I need a smaller cooler though. It's kinda ignant having my bigass camping cooler sitting on the counter just for one steak.

I should find a little six pack cooler of sorts.
You should trademark it and start mass production tomorrow, you will be able to fund pantheon by yourself.
Also get the right url now while available... ghetto-s-vide.com
 

Gravy

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First time looking in this thread and saw a tortilla chip discussion a couple of pages back. I picked up a kind of tortilla chip from the store the other month that I hadn't seen before called Xochitl (pronounced so-cheel) and holy fuck they are the most amazing tortilla chips I've ever had.
I saw these at our local grocery this past weekend, and they were $4.99 for a regular sized bag. Five dollars for corn chips. Nope.
 

lurkingdirk

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Cooking with children:

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Gravy

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Bought a whole beef tenderloin and cut it up for steaks today. Great price, it was Choice, and $6.99/lb.

I cut 10 nice fat steaks, approx. 1 1/2", a few were butterflied big boys. Breakdown was $2.80 per steak. Noice.
 

Erronius

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A serious foodie would have bought an entire side of beef then spent a few weekends converting an old 16cf freezer into a custom sous vide machine so that they could cook the entire side at once
 

Ao-

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Man, the carnitas recipe from the OP is great, but the flavors are a lot more subtle than I thought they'd be (on the meat itself, not the salsas).
 

Gravy

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Want a quick easy dessert? Try this pineapple cake recipe, it's very most and dense. Delicious, but not for the diabetic.

Very Easy

2 Eggs
2 C. Sugar
2 C. Flour
2 tsp. Baking Soda
#2 Can of Crushed pineapple - 20 ounces or 2 1/2 cups, roughly
1/2 cup chopped pecans (optional)
1 Tbl. Vanilla

Mix all that shit up, pour it in a 9x13 pan, bake for 40 minutes at 350. Top will be dark.

You can frost this with a cream cheese icing, but it's very good plain, in my opinion.
 

Soygen

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A serious foodie would have bought an entire side of beef then spent a few weekends converting an old 16cf freezer into a custom sous vide machine so that they could cook the entire side at once
Can confirm. I'm using my neighbor's pool for a makeshift sous vide this weekend. Just gonna toss a live cow in there for a couple days.