Gravy's Cooking Thread

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Crone

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$3 per pound, and then I believe a bit extra for processing. Pretty damn good. Should end up with a good mix.
 

BrutulTM

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I have it hanging up in my sex dungeon. It's a good ice-breaker.
I recommend that you print out a picture of the person that you are bringing over, cut out their head and paste it on the cow's body before they get there. It lets them know you have been thinking of them.
 

Soygen

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I recommend that you print out a picture of the person that you are bringing over, cut out their head and paste it on the cow's body before they get there. It lets them know you have been thinking of them.
I like this. Us romantics are rare these days.
 

BrutulTM

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$3 per pound, and then I believe a bit extra for processing. Pretty damn good. Should end up with a good mix.
That's cheap. The local butcher shop is charging $4 a lb for just bulk hamburger right now.
 

Lanx

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That's cheap. The local butcher shop is charging $4 a lb for just bulk hamburger right now.
Same here, cheapest any part of the cow is 80/20 at 4.19/lb. For leaner cow like 92/8 it's like 5.49/lb

And thats just ground meat, I forget steak prices, i think 13/lb for ribeye.
 

Deathwing

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10 different ways to burn your seasoning.


Liberally salt your steak, that's it. Put that stuff in a sauce and serve it after cooking.
 

Gravy

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Made a meatloaf tonight, stuffed with habenero cheese. Not something I would normally do, but it was fucking awesome.
 

Big Phoenix

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Why not just use rice noodles? Once theyve been soaked they only take a second in boiling water to make them edible.
 

Adebisi

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I almost feel bad for them at this point. Their shitty management should've put them under by now, but instead the episode on Restaurant Nightmares has given them minor celebrity, so people go there just to gawk at the crazy owners.

You been there yet, Big PHX?
 

Ao-

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Why not just use rice noodles? Once theyve been soaked they only take a second in boiling water to make them edible.
I think they'd turn mushy while the other stuff warms up/dissolves, but I don't honestly know.
 

Khane

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Gonna make some sausage, peppers and onions tonight with hot italian sausage, green, red and orange bell peppers, yellow onion, minced garlic, basil, oregano and about 1/4 cup of an undecided type of white wine (or maybe marsala).

Any suggestions on variations, additions to this to make it a little interesting (no tomato paste or sauce please)? This is normally how I make my sausage and peppers.
 

Deathwing

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Not even in pad thai?


As for your original question...mushrooms I guess if you like that? I assume you're putting the results on a bun already.
 

Khane

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I prefer ceviche without lime. I prefer pad thai without lime. I'll still eat it, but I find it just ends up overpowering everything else in the dish.