Gravy's Cooking Thread

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Gravy

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I was thinking that too, but I don't want to cut the brisket pre-cooking, and it's about 2 foot long. Logistically, I just don't think I have the equipment to do it.
 

lurkingdirk

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I was thinking that too, but I don't want to cut the brisket pre-cooking, and it's about 2 foot long. Logistically, I just don't think I have the equipment to do it.
Well, all the women I know were right about you. You lack the equipment to get it done.
 

Joeboo

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I was thinking that too, but I don't want to cut the brisket pre-cooking, and it's about 2 foot long. Logistically, I just don't think I have the equipment to do it.
Shit man, cut it up while it's raw, nothing wrong with that. If you end up with 2-3 pieces instead of 1 huge one, thats just more surface area for sweet, tasty dry rub. No harm in that at all. Just don't want to cut it once it's been cooking (until it's done)
 

chaos

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Yeah but he wants you to use it ironically.

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Harshaw

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I was thinking that too, but I don't want to cut the brisket pre-cooking, and it's about 2 foot long. Logistically, I just don't think I have the equipment to do it.
After you trim it, break it down into a flat and a point.
 

Erronius

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It's by Ft Leonard Wood? Talk about BFE.

I need to use Google Maps to find Uranus, and now that I've looked at it, Uranus looks pretty small.
 

Gravy

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I'm torn on coleslaw on BBQ. If I'm making the sandwich, there's not much chance I'd put coleslaw on it. But if I'm in Memphis, I'm not going to order without the coleslaw, mainly because I figure they've constructed the flavor of the sandwich to include the coleslaw.

I've only been burnt on this theory once, at a place on Beale St. It was kind of a gimmick restaurant and I guess they thought the 'dry rub' thing meant to put it on EVERYTHING. I mean they actually shook dry rub, uncooked, all over the sandwich and on top of the coleslaw as well. It was horrifying. So it really wasn't the coleslaw at fault, it was some moron owner thinking they knew what BBQ tastes like. It looks like they are still in business and I can only attribute that to the captive tourist trade on Beale.
 

Adebisi

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Bought my first ever flank steak for some marinated steakiness.

Why does the butcher put a cross hatch cut on one side?