Noodleface
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Gravy's Cooking Thread
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
moonarchia
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Adebisi
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moonarchia
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You already ate the jerky, that leather thong isn't going to even be a challenge!
chaos
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Mrs. G, I am, as always, 100% on board. 110 if you work in some Mexican recipes.
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chaos
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They don't make hot dog buns that hook to the left. But give it a shot anyway and report back.
Mrs. Gravy
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TrollfaceDeux
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You know that night club that lets you in cuz you got tits and tits attract balls? Its like that except there is no tits.
Need some pork.
Need some pork.
Mrs. Gravy
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Lanx
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Am i the only guy that wears an apron here at home? it's just a basic black apron, nothing fancy, i can clean it fast.
why? eh if you have ppl come over, are you gonna cook in your PJ's or cook fully dressed? even if you're a careful fuck, you'll get some chicken juice on you, somehow.
Pepper for spice or flavor? i noticed since i can grind my pepper corn to the particulate of dust, it REALLY seems to stick on the meat more than usual (i use a manual burr coffee grinder for my pepper grinder, infinite settings)
LulzSect
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Jim Sharkey, a 50-year-old Ferris High School football coach in Spokane, Washington, is currently on paid suspension after allegations arose that he exposed himself to some students last summer while he was grilling hot dogs at a leadership camp. Sharkey stands accused of putting his penis into one of the hot dog buns before saying, "You think that is a big dog - take a look at this."
High School Football Coach Suspended for Allegedly Putting Dick in Hot Dog Bun and Showing It to Players
Adebisi
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I like coarse grind on my jerky for both flavor and spice. I like biting into a pepper patch on my jerk.
I need an apron for BBQ days. Something with an edgy phrase on the front.
Adebisi
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Real talk. People mistake my curvy girls and beefy curtains thread for me exclusively liking thick hotties and well decorated vaginas.
I just don't have a single type. To me a hottie can be many different sizes.
Just not morbidly obese with juggalo tattoos.
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BrutulTM
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It's a funny joke, but you have to pick your audience carefully.
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chaos
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