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Soygen

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I dunno. I feel like building a smoker is a nice time to get away from your wife and 3 kids.
 

Ninen

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And if you do try out the cardboard smoker, most of that can be done with/by the kids.

it could be *queue the horror music* FAMILY TIME.

*shrug*
 

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I have a coffee roasting station in one of my outbuildings. Of course I HAVE to be with the coffee while it roasts. It has nothing to do with the fact that it gives me roughly 20 minutes completely to myself.

I love my kids, but a break every now and then is welcome.
 
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It's not that building your own smoker is hard. He's married with three kids and there's just always an excuse NOT to work on a small pet project that you don't need.
Yup. And yet, I want smoked meats. The smoker I want to build is awesome, I have some parts but not all, can do hot and cold smoking. Every bit of free time I habe now is spent with the kids or in the lab, so it's not going to happen.
 

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I usually can't find good chorizo in my area, so I just find a spicy Italian sausage instead.

You're probably better off with the Italian sausage. Chorizo is just spicy sausage with too much paprika in it to make it red.
 

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Made rajma tonight. Turned out awesome. Will make again.

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really tasted crispy, while being baked, pretty amazed, going to have to adjust the honey/sriracha ratio, also making 50 for a party right now, will do half/half franks + honey sriracha.
 
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Ok, so I need some help...

I smoked a pork butt for a few hour at 250 to get some bark, and now I'm gonna through it in the sous vide so it's perfectly ready to eat tomorrow for dinner... but I have no idea what to set the sous vide at.

200 so I can easily pull the pork? 160 because the internet says so?
help!
 

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Ok, so I need some help...

I smoked a pork butt for a few hour at 250 to get some bark, and now I'm gonna through it in the sous vide so it's perfectly ready to eat tomorrow for dinner... but I have no idea what to set the sous vide at.

200 so I can easily pull the pork? 160 because the internet says so?
help!

This sounds backwards. I would've sous vide first then smoke.
 
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Adebisi

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Made another batch of chicken tortilla soup for my lunches.

Chicken Tortilla Soup

Just scrolled to the bottom for the ingredients. Also added charred corn. Delicious
 
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brekk

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I didn't know I wanted a smoker until my dad got me one for Christmas two years ago. SMOKERS ARE LIFE.

Pork Butt smoked for 12 hours @ 250f until internal is 195f.

Propane smoker. 2 rounds of Hickory Chips. Rub applied last night. Mop (BBQ, bit of vinegar, bit of water) applied when flipped throughout cook.

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Pulling the bone!

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This sounds backwards. I would've sous vide first then smoke.
This is correct. Your bark is going to dissolve in the sous vide.
Yeah, it is backwards, but it means I can guarantee exactly when I want to finish/pull the pork. And all the upfront work of smoking is done "whenever", then it sits in the sous vide until I'm done.

It worked out alright, though the bark was gone. It was pretty fucking tender.
 

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really tasted crispy, while being baked, pretty amazed, going to have to adjust the honey/sriracha ratio, also making 50 for a party right now, will do half/half franks + honey sriracha.


Did they smoke up the oven because of the fat coming out of the wings? Alton Brown's method has you steam them first to get some of the fat out before you put them in the oven. The baking powder thing is very interesting though, I am going to have to try it.
 

Lanx

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Did they smoke up the oven because of the fat coming out of the wings? Alton Brown's method has you steam them first to get some of the fat out before you put them in the oven. The baking powder thing is very interesting though, I am going to have to try it.
oh hell yea, so much so that when you first open it, vent it out slowly or open with your foot lol. On 15 wings it wasn't bad, on 50 wings holy shit it brought me back to my sweatshop days (actually worked in a sweatshop, industrial ironing), pretty much like sticking your face in front of old faithful.

ppl seemed to love the wings, most preferred the franks instead of honey/sriracha. They went back for thirds when they kept asking "this is baked!!!".

The pool party food was abysmal for my first KS, pool party w/ pulled pork and brisket, the hamburger bun was the star of the show :(
 

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I know that most of my family dont like a lot of smoke. I did a few full on smokes when I first got my smoker and they all hated it, too much smoke flavor. So now I just do lump and no added smoking wood at all. Or maybe just one small piece here and there for a light hint of smoke.