Gravy's Cooking Thread

Lanx

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• Sep 24, 2014

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fuck sometimes when i visit friends places and i see them like cut up a pear or prepare dinner, i fear for their fingertips.

 

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• Sep 25, 2014

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lurkingdirk_sl said:

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Goddamn, some of the tweets on their feed is hilarious

@FoodNetwerk's (Not Food Network) Best Tweets

 

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• Sep 25, 2014

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I recommend children start with one of these:

 

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• Sep 25, 2014

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Those little plastic points on the butt, are they for meat tenderizing?

 

lurkingdirk

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• Sep 25, 2014

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They're intended to be used as a sex toy.

 

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• Sep 25, 2014

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So I was right.

 

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• Sep 25, 2014

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lurkingdirk_sl said:

Made a Chinese pot roast last night, it was very tasty, even if I overcooked it a bit (it was medium).
Chinese Pot Roast Recipe - Allrecipes.com

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Making this tonight with a shit ton of vegetables.

 

lurkingdirk

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• Sep 25, 2014

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It worked out great for us, let me know how it works for you.

We're doing steak and salad tonight. Apple pie for dessert.

 

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• Sep 25, 2014

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Well, it's on the stove. But I've had several bouts of V-tach today it turns out, they just interrogated my pacemaker and I may have to go to the ER if it gets worse. Suck.

 

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• Sep 25, 2014

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It tasted really good, and I cooked it until it was fall-apart. When I do it again, I'll amp up the spices a little bit.

 

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• Sep 26, 2014

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Yeah, I really about doubled the spices.

And how's your heart, man? That's scary shit.

 

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• Sep 26, 2014

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I've got a new favorite recipe for chicken breasts:Braised Balsamic Chicken Recipe - Allrecipes.com


Made it three times now and it is a wonderful way to get your chicken in.

 

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• Sep 26, 2014

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In what? IN WHAT?!?!

 

Joeboo

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• Sep 26, 2014

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Beef (spoiler for size)

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Outside of ground beef, I think 95% of the beef that I consume is from the rib & loin areas. I need to expand my horizons a bit

 

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• Sep 26, 2014

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I love that the ground beef looks like an anus.

 

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• Sep 26, 2014

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joeboo_sl said:

Beef (spoiler for size)

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Outside of ground beef, I think 95% of the beef that I consume is from the rib & loin areas. I need to expand my horizons a bit

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If anyone wants a full-size laminated version of that poster, Google the funded by name (Beef Checkoff) and call their contact number and ask for it. They sent me two, they said one was for a friend, with free shipping.

 

Deathwing

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• Sep 26, 2014

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If I saw that hanging in anyone's home but yours, I'd think that very weird.

 

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• Sep 26, 2014

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I have it hanging up in my sex dungeon. It's a good ice-breaker.

 

Big Phoenix

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• Sep 26, 2014

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Bet a good icebreaker is needed when waking up from a chloroform nap.

 

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• Sep 26, 2014

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Soygen_sl said:

I have it hanging up in my sex dungeon. It's a good ice-breaker.

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Not sure if Alpha or Beta behaviour.