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mkopec

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No not just one piece, but several, swiping away until poop is gone. Seems like I would still be wiping wet poop away. Which would lead to my hand getting wet poop on it making the whole operation more messy.

Might as well just take a shower after you shit and wipe, makes more sense.
 

Frenzied Wombat

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Something about having wet ass after I take a shit does not sound all that great. But I have never tried one. Also how does this clean your entire ass of shit without scrubbing it somehow or through the use of toilet paper to wipe it away. To me it just seems more messy. instead of having a shit covered ass now I have a shit covered wet ass.
It has both temperature and pressure controls for the water stream, so the warm high pressure water does an amazing job of cleaning the shit away--far better than toilet paper. As for the wet ass issue, it has a built in blow dryer, also with temperature controls. Flip on the blow dryer, read a few rerolled posts, and your ass is dry.

It also pre and post cleans the toilet with ionized water using motion sensors so you never have pieces of turd stuck to the bowl.

It's like a video game for your asshole. Also, your girlfriend's/wife pussy will always be Clorox clean. My ex-girlfriend fucking worshipped the thing after initially making fun of me for buying it.
 

Frenzied Wombat

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Fuck, sounds expensive.
They range from $500-900 depending on the model/features. Toto should give me kickbacks for shilling their shitter. Pretty much every house guest that isn't too embarrassed to mention it comes out of my washroom with a shitfaced grin and asks me "how much does that thing cost, it's awesome".
 

Frenzied Wombat

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Could you just redneck it by extending a garden house into the room from outside?
Lol, that's actually the Thai method you're describing. Every toilet in Thailand has a hose with a trigger nozzle attached so you can clean your ass. From what I gleaned, both Thais/Japs think we're disgusting for using toilet paper.
 

mkopec

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There was a Vietnamese dude that I used to work with which took a 32oz cup of water into the stall with him. We used to make fun of him.
 

Noodleface

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I almost want to get one just to see how much I save after all the toilet paper my wife uses. I wonder how long it would take until it paid for itself.
 

iannis

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Women are still gonna wipe their hoo-haa after they pee. I dunno if it's even possible to break a white woman of that habit. Or a good idea.
 

Frenzied Wombat

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I asked the ex-gf (still waiting for her to move out) and she said that she'll use TP to just dry off if she's too impatient to wait on the dryer function, but I can tell you bottom line I haven't needed to buy TP in a year so far, whereas it used to be a once every two month occasion. No clue on the actual costs savings, I was sold the first time I used one. Feels great, keeps you squeaky clean, the ladies love them, and saves on TP. If you consider your morning time spent on the throne sacred, then you owe it to yourself to take it to the next level with one of these.

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Agraza

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Always wanted one. Does seem cleaner to me. Our idea of daily hygiene isn't wiping our entire body down with toilet paper is it?
 

Vaclav

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Always wanted one. Does seem cleaner to me. Our idea of daily hygiene isn't wiping our entire body down with toilet paper is it?
Yea, always been fond of bidets the few times I've used one - didn't realize they had contraptions to add to a regular toilet - I'd looked into the cost of running two in a bathroom before and the cost was a huge turnoff, but no additional plumbing? Good deal. Not that it'll fit the budget too sign with how life is working though.
 

iannis

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Hi Lindsey!

IF THAT IS YOUR REAL NAME, YOU DOOKIE FETISHIST.

Dude, Lindsey. You have really hairy arms.

REMOTE CONTROLLED TOILETS. IS THIS THE FUTURE?

Mmmmhmmm. A wide spray feature for wide vayjayjays.

Massage pulse. Mmmmhmmm.

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY.

Fuuuuuuuuuck. Heated toilet seat!
 

Kuriin

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Can I get a bidet to clean my ass after a shit, then to have something stick up my ass and oscillate back and forth until I have a prostate orgasm? And then have it clean my butt up again after?