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Karazhan Raider
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Nice! It has pulse and oscillate functions setting for a happy ending after every shit!
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Xarpolis
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I've gotta say, they're pretty nice. They even have a "blow warm air" function after it sprays to help dry everything off. It's all a function of the seat, not the toilet itself.
The strange thing is that it's all in Japanese. My wife's parents have that type of toilet at their house, and I used it. However, the first time I used it I fucked up and pressed the vaginal bidet button, instead of the ass bidet. As a result, the water sprayed all over my balls, splashing up and out of the toilet. I had to take a shower after that one.
The strange thing is that it's all in Japanese. My wife's parents have that type of toilet at their house, and I used it. However, the first time I used it I fucked up and pressed the vaginal bidet button, instead of the ass bidet. As a result, the water sprayed all over my balls, splashing up and out of the toilet. I had to take a shower after that one.
Frenzied Wombat
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Lol so the remote control was in Japanese? The newer models use a slim profile TV style remote that can be wall mounted, while the lower end and older models have the panel I posted in the screenshot, with a specific pink shaded button for the pussy cleaning function. Personally, I prefer the older style panel type controls over the slim profile TV style remote, as I see no benefit to a "portable" remote.
My remote is in English. I guess they probably bought there's while abroad. My first encounter with these was at a Japanese owned hotel in Bangkok, and when I mentioned it to the staff they laughed and said guests ask where they can buy one all the time.
Sledge
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I never have any issues 'unloading' during the day and feeling perfectly clean afterwards. But if I go in the morning, wipe and clean up like normal, but then take a shower, things are different. I clean myself very good either time but if I shower fairly soon after unloading I often seem to get the dreaded 'mud butt' afterwards. No idea why. I'm guessing a little water from the shower gets in my ass somehow and 30 minutes later I have to go wipe my ass. No idea why because I make sure it's very clean before getting off the toilet.
So basically I no longer go before taking a shower. I'd love to try out one of those toilet seats but I'd be worried that it's going to have the same effect as showering right after I unload.
So basically I no longer go before taking a shower. I'd love to try out one of those toilet seats but I'd be worried that it's going to have the same effect as showering right after I unload.
Noodleface
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Wait.. I'm confused.
Are you not washing and drying your ass crack while showering? By the way, you can get an infection getting water in there and not drying it. It happened to my wife.
Are you not washing and drying your ass crack while showering? By the way, you can get an infection getting water in there and not drying it. It happened to my wife.
Woefully Inept
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In other news I had my port removed this morning. Right chest is sore as hell right now but feels good to have that thing out now.
Sledge
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Yes, definitely cleaning very well after unloading and during a shower, and then drying off just fine. I'm 190lbs, so not fat at all. My guess was when I wash my ass in the shower after unloading a very little bit of water gets up in there where toilet paper obviously can't get to. After walking around for a while the small amount of water must do some extra cleaning an inch or so up my ass then works it's way out......mud butt. I'm not talking about needing to wipe my ass as if I just went or anything like that.
Maybe I'm scrubbing a little too good while in the shower. It's only like that if I shower pretty soon afterwards. Other than that, no problems at all.
Noodleface
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Frenzied Wombat
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'Cause it's just not the same. The wipes will clean your ass, but the toilet basically scrubs your anus. Think of taking a warm Water-Pik to your asshole-- it's a deep clean effect. Besides the hygienic aspect, it feels GREAT. Similar reason chicks in Europe prefer to use bidets over wipes-- it gives a deeper clean.
khalid
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I shit 6+ times a day (no colon and a couple bowel resections) and I don't have any of these issues. You guys need to take some ass wiping classes or something.
Izo
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Not necesarily linked. Can be inner/outer sphincter issues, nervous, hormonal, hemorrhoidal, motility related, constipation, blah blah blah.
