So. Checkit.
I'm epileptic, the way it plays out is every 6 months I'm required to have liver panels done to ensure I'm healthy enough to continue taking my medication. Fair enough, wouldn't want to be killing myself unknowingly if something's wrong enough with me that means taking my meds will hurt me further. It's standard procedure.
Without the meds, I'll have a seizure at an indeterminate period of time, at a random place and time. You can probably imagine some bad scenarios should that sort of thing come to pass.
Thing is, all I need to do is go through with blood tests that prove what I've been taking for the past 12 years isn't causing liver problems. This verification requires only that a blood sample is taken from my arm and it's analyzed in a lab, then sent back. If all's well, the script for my meds is written. Simple, right?
Problem is, all doctors and every doctor I've dealt with insists that a visit with the physician accompanies this ritual. The meeting (every single time, without exception) with the doc entails a social chat, the doc leaving, and a nurse coming to take a bit of my blood and me leaving. I get charged for a visit with a doctor as well as the costs of the liver panels, then I leave. Before the results have even come in, but after I've paid, I get the OK from my doctor to refill the medicine that keeps me alive.
I got the idea the other day to skip part of the process, and spoke with a friend whose family owns a clinic that possesses the facilities and personnel to perform the same blood tests normally required by my "treating physician" to confirm that I'm healthy enough to continue consuming the medication that keeps me from being an invalid. Cost me nine dollars.
I had a feeling there'd probably be some kind of objection from the doc I traditionally saw for this ritual, so I called ahead and let the clinic know that I'd acquired bloodwork elsewhere and had them fax it over, so that the doc could look it over, confirm everything was fine (it was), and okay the refill for the meds that keep me from having seizures.
I don't know whether it was the doctor being an asshole, or clinic policy, but they refused to accept the results and mandated I come in for a face to face meeting with the doctor before I could get my medication refilled. We're not talking about Oxycontin here, it's shit than only an epileptic or someone with psychiatric disorders would want/need.
So I figured, well, maybe there's actually something wrong or a valid reason I need to speak with the doc and maybe there's a really good reason why they're insisting I come in to see her specifically so I should probably just go in. I did, and it ended up being a 10 minute meeting/argument with the doc as to what exactly the purpose of the entire consultation was. I didn't get a decent answer. She took my pulse and left. The fuck.
Clinic got their way, charged me for an "examination" and the doctor wrote my prescription.
This is the kind of shit that's wrong with the medical system here. I absolutely needed no interaction with a physician whatsoever, unless test results that had already been provided required such. All I needed was to have medication I've been taking for nearly a decade to be re-prescribed once I'd given blood test results that proved I was fit to continue taking this medication.
That's it. That's all. There's absolutely no goddamn reason I should have met with this stupid fucking bitch and chatted or argued about anything, and the entire thing was pointless and kept the stupid bitch from meeting with another sick person for the sole reason that they get to charge me for a visit with a physician rather than just having the person write me a script as is required by traditional medical doctrine for my particular condition.