Health Problems
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I've been on them a few times for past surgeries. Ate them like candy for my double hernia surgery. Worst surgery I've had. :\
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I've already been taking laxatives and stool softeners for over a week now. All these pain meds slow me down significantly.
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Definitely seeing signs of constipation. Bloated and ripping fucking massive farts. Sounds like fun but stage 2 is a whole lot less fun. Time for some Colace and Senokot. At least the pain is back under control. Yesterday was miserable because I stopped taking the oxycodone. Still have hives all over my back but they are getting smaller at least.
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I can't even imagine how horrific that would be for me right now. I could probably eat it while sitting on the toilet and shit it out as fast as I eat it.
I am pissed that Oxy makes me puke like every time. They gave me a bunch for my kidney stones and that was all over in a day. I hit my elbow on something and it was killing me. Couldn't take one because last thing I want to do is puke but have my minor elbow pain feel better.
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Well I think oxy definitely needs to go on my allergies list. These fucking hives. I didn't sleep at all last night. So fucking itchy. I tried benadryl, cortisone cream, more benadryl, more cream...that's all I have available. Honestly I don't even know what else to try.
Got a phone call into my doctor and I hope to fuck she can come up with something. I know it'll all pass but it sure as hell isn't happening fast enough. The benadryl has made me drowsy and wired at the same time. I don't know if I'm coming or going. :\
Maybe if I get good and baked it'll make my skin numb. I'm desperate. Ugh
Got a phone call into my doctor and I hope to fuck she can come up with something. I know it'll all pass but it sure as hell isn't happening fast enough. The benadryl has made me drowsy and wired at the same time. I don't know if I'm coming or going. :\
Maybe if I get good and baked it'll make my skin numb. I'm desperate. Ugh
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This surgery recovery has been the fucking pits. My double hernia surgery back in 2010 where I was in the hospital for 18 days was easier than this surgery that only took an hour and I was out in 3 days. I've gotten about 6 hours of sleep in 4 nights. I am super irritable because of it. Played some Rocket League earlier with my cousin and a friend and every time they'd bump me I'd almost start to rage like a fucking asshole.
Thankfully at least the pain is almost gone. The hives have started clearing up and the itchiness is very minor now. I see my doc Wed. and I'm hoping the drain will be ready to come out then. They want to see <30CC in 24 hours for 2 days straight. It's in the 35-45CC ballpark so it's almost there.
This insomnia just needs to fuck right off ASAP because this blows more than a $2 whore.
Thankfully at least the pain is almost gone. The hives have started clearing up and the itchiness is very minor now. I see my doc Wed. and I'm hoping the drain will be ready to come out then. They want to see <30CC in 24 hours for 2 days straight. It's in the 35-45CC ballpark so it's almost there.
This insomnia just needs to fuck right off ASAP because this blows more than a $2 whore.
I like ambien myself. I am off it now because I become too reliant on it. Needed it when I was on prednisone for chemo, that shit will mess your sleep up bad.
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All out of weed and my certificate expired so no home delivery again until I re-up that. Which will be soon. Ambien? NOPE. I will never take ambien ever again. That is one of the worst drugs I have ever been on. Severe memory loss issues with that shit which wouldn't be good with a 4 month old hanging around loafing off us. Damn freeloader!
