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Woefully Inept

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Yeah you could visible see the tumor jutting out from my side. I'm currently sitting at 213 pounds and I'm 5'8 so yeah I'm a bit chunky. 3 years ago I weighed 255 pounds so I've been making steady progress. 5 years ago I was 265. My goal is to be under 200 by the end of the year.

Against my better judgement here's a photo from March and then one from today. I was 225ish in March and while it was smaller then you can still see the tumor poking out. I've still got quite a bit of swelling going on but you can see there's nothing blatantly jutting out besides my fat now. :p

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And shaddup about the room. I can't be bothered to clean shit right now. lol
 

Gravy

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Diggin' the wife beater. Why do they make men's shorts so long these days?

Anyway, hope you are feeling better.
 

Woefully Inept

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Yeah with a 4 month old in the house it isn't worth wearing decent shirts. I go through 1 or 2 shirts each evening. Little fucker is disgusting! Plus it was the best shirts I had to take the photo and see the lump.
 

Kuriin

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Tried Belsomra again last night since the reps said that the actual dose should be 20-40mg, but the FDA would not approve of the dosing. Did 20mg instead of 10mg that I did the first night and I was definitely out. I do not feel drowsy in the slightest this morning.
 

Vanderhoof

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It's approved up to 20mg I think. I don't feel good about prescribing expensive new products that aren't more efficacious/safer than old ones and expect tax payers (through Medicaid) to foot the bill.
 

Noodleface

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Yeah with a 4 month old in the house it isn't worth wearing decent shirts. I go through 1 or 2 shirts each evening. Little fucker is disgusting! Plus it was the best shirts I had to take the photo and see the lump.
I have to dress fairly decent for work and when I come home the kid likes to destroy my shirt with vomit. Everyday.
 

Woefully Inept

Karazhan Raider
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Oh he'll unload an entire bottle on to you and then look you straight in the eyes and smile the biggest smile he can muster. You little....
 

Noodleface

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So yesterday I noticed a small lump on my left leg. Today I felt it and it feels like another boil. I'm sort of worried.
 

iannis

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At least this time you have an idea what it is and can get to it more quickly than last time.

It's not like you have to let them get to a certain size before you can do anything about it. It's time for Mrs. Noodle to pay back that mayo in the asscrack debt that she's been floating on and take a look at your (probably) boil.
 

Kuriin

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You should have a dermatologist look at it, Noodle. Or you could spread garlic. I hear that works wonders.
 

Noodleface

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Its just on my leg, no between my nutsack and ass crack like before. I'm just a bit concerned why I would get another a year later.
 

iannis

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You might also want to consider trying a different sort of underpants. I mean seriously, if you're sitting a lot and you're popping up boils like that on your thighs.

Edit: Ah, further down the leg. Well your underpants might be magic enough then.
 

iannis

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Oh you can lance a boil and be ok most of the time.

I mean you're right, it's better to culture it and know exactly what's going on. I'm not saying you're wrong. But it's one of those things that tends to be more gross than terrifying and it's kinda down there in the list of things that everyone should at least be familiar with how to do. It's not -that- silly to just have it looked at, "Yep. That's a boil." and then go lance it.

But for two in the space of a year you might want to go ahead and get it cultured and do 10-15 minutes with a dermatologist to talk about why you are suffering weird biblical curses. More points if he's Jewish.
 

Noodleface

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I was silly enough to do it myself.

It's on my inner thigh near my ball bag, last time it was in a trifecta zone between ballsack, asscheek, and taint.
 

iannis

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My bet is on underpants + a job that requires a great amount of sitting.

On a concern scale of 1-10 I'd give you maybe a 3.5 or a 4. It's not something to just blow off, "Welp. I guess God hates me!", pop, but at the same time, yeah. There are plenty of people who sit around all day and don't get boils. Plenty of fat fucks who you think probably should and/or deserve to.

It could be a lot of things, but none of them are particularly hideous.