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Woefully Inept

Woefully Inept

Karazhan Raider
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PHEW!!!! That is scary as fuck. Very glad to hear that. What a relief.

And awwww yeah Gravy I'll def take a couple extra puffs for you. Got some Pineapple Express. TOOT!! TOOT!!! ALL ABOARD!!!

Yeah I can't catch a break but to be honest I've been through far, far worst Noodlebro. When you're told you are going to die on no uncertain terms it drastically shifts your perspective as to what does and doesn't stress you out. Yeah this is going to be a long ass recovery and it's going to suck the entire way but it's not life threatening. I can deal.
 
iannis

iannis

Musty Nester
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It's not funny at all, but I've always thought that fistula is a funny word.

I mean c'mon guys, couldn't we do better than fistula? It always makes me think that people have spiders in their guts.
 
Woefully Inept

Woefully Inept

Karazhan Raider
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Does Cristal come in a box? You're hardly getting top tier wine/champagne from a box. :p

Granted I don't drink either so only going by price.

p.s. Quit shitting on my (poor) joke dang it! :p
 
Gavinmad

Gavinmad

Mr. Poopybutthole
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Yeah I'm being a dick. It's true that they pretty much only sell cheap wines in a box, but if for some crazy reason you wanted to package a quality wine in something bigger than a fifth, a box would be best. You can sometimes find middling quality wines in a handle though.

Only the best for me though.
 
Sterling

Sterling

El Presidente
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Imagine most of the people Johny comes into contact with drink awesome wine like Thunderbird and Boon's Farm.
 
Woefully Inept

Woefully Inept

Karazhan Raider
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Yes they do. A friend of mine posted a pic of himself with a bottle last week. I gave him a hard time about drinking that shit in his 30's still. lol
 
Woefully Inept

Woefully Inept

Karazhan Raider
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Here you go. Here's more fucking hilarity for yas. One of my wisdom teeth has also developed an abscess. I can't make this shit up at this point. It's like Pokemon. I'm trying to collect them all apparently.
 
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