Hodj is worse than AIDS, at least Charlie Sheen doesn't have him

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I'm laughing to myself now because I just realized that in that combo, the peanut butter is more deadly to you than the poz loads. I guess you'd prefer poz loads and jelly.
 

hodj

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I hear poz loads counter act peanut allergies.

Soygen should test this and report back.
 

Soygen

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Mint, always mint. It's what classy load chuggers prefer.
 

Borzak

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New meaning to hookers and blow.

Charlie Sheen who is battling HIV pays porn stars $30,000 a night to hang out | Daily Mail Online

EXCLUSIVE: Charlie Sheen, secretly battling HIV, has been paying male and female porn stars $30,000 a night each to hang out with him at his home, smoking crack cocaine and watching his old movies over and over

Charlie Sheen has become increasingly isolated over the past two years - paying for porn stars to come and party and rarely venturing out
According to a longtime director in the porn industry who has ties to Sheen, the 50-year-old star has been so paranoid he has a security command post in his garage
The actor makes guests sign non-disclosure agreements and leave their cell phones before they can enter the house
He left the house last month to go to the movies with his mother Janet
On one occasion the former Two and a Half Men star was so 'messed up' on drugs, he refused to leave his bedroom to attend his own dinner party
'He has a drawer of cash in his room and he slides the drawer open and it's just full of bundles of cash,' the source reveals


Read more:Charlie Sheen who is battling HIV pays porn stars $30,000 a night to hang out | Daily Mail Online
 

Royal

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You miss the part where it said he has a security command post in his garage?
 

Chukzombi

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A lot of real big stars or people who think they are big or just infamous people have that same problem. They end up trapped in their home because they are under a microscope when they venture out in public. Comes with the territory, still it must really suck to be famous and not have 2 dimes to rub together.
 

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Izo

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If gay porn makes three times as much as straight porn, it seems to me that it would be making more than tranny porn, because traps aren't gay. (I happen to be an expert on the subject of traps.)
Are you a trap set straight?
 

Kriptini

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Are you a trap set straight?
No, but I have a liberal arts degree in Applied Trapology from the 8chan University of /cuteboys/. It's a common misconception that traps are gay, but if we consider the Schr?dinger's Trap paradigm (also sometimes known as the Steven Tyler Paradigm), we can easily reason that traps aren't gay.

Say you're at a party or other some kind of social get-together and you meet this really cute girl. You hit it off really well, one thing leads to another, and she ends up at your place sucking you off. You finish, and you're ready to take it to the next step, but before that happens, the "cute girl" reveals to you that she's actually a dude. Was it gay?

The answer, of course, is no. Since you thought he was a girl the whole time, it was straight. (However, if you continue you go forward after the reveal, it's a little bit gay.)
 

hodj

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If you cant tell the difference between a woman and a man in women's clothes at first glance, youre probably a fag, tbh.
 

Kriptini

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If you cant tell the difference between a woman and a man in women's clothes at first glance, youre probably a fag, tbh.
Au contraire, Hodj. While it is easy to tell the difference between a simple tranny and a real woman, traps are much more difficult. Traps work extremely hard to achieve a feminine figure, and some even go beyond hormone replacement theory. Take, for example, this bro-science guide to Trap Mode Aesthetics (possibly NSFW):

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I know what I should do! I should make a thread that's like a guessing game: I post pictures of women and traps and you guys have to try to tell the difference between them. Sound like fun?