Hodj is worse than AIDS, at least Charlie Sheen doesn't have him

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hodj

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You dont look at the figure, you look at the hands bro.

Hands are forever a dead give away.

Also the forearms and muscles of the primary hand. A man uses his primary hand for wanking. This leads to a larger forearm amd bicep on that arm.

Sure sign youre dating a dude.
 

Mario Speedwagon

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Au contraire, Hodj. While it is easy to tell the difference between a simple tranny and a real woman, traps are much more difficult. Traps work extremely hard to achieve a feminine figure, and some even go beyond hormone replacement theory. Take, for example, this bro-science guide to Trap Mode Aesthetics (possibly NSFW):

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I know what I should do! I should make a thread that's like a guessing game: I post pictures of women and traps and you guys have to try to tell the difference between them. Sound like fun?
Sounds gay. You sound like a fag.
 

hodj

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The only picture Ive seen on the internet where I cannot tell if the person is male or female is that kat person posted regularly on 4chan.

Thats because they never show pictures of that persons hands.

If I could see the hands Id know the gender in half a second.
 

lurkingdirk

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The only picture Ive seen on the internet where I cannot tell if the person is male or female is that kat person posted regularly on 4chan.

Thats because they never show pictures of that persons hands.

If I could see the hands Id know the gender in half a second.
And those pictures of soygen. Who can figure that shit out?
 

hodj

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Immersing ones self in the culture doesnt mean actually engaging in the activities.

Good example, there is a culture where the older males ejaculate in the younger males mouths as a rite of passage. It is believed that this transfer some of the male energy and might to the younger males, and is required for them to grow into full males.

One does not need ejaculate in childrens mouths to study this culture. Nor does one need to be ejaculated in to study this culture.
 

Kriptini

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Immersing ones self in the culture doesnt mean actually engaging in the activities.

Good example, there is a culture where the older males ejaculate in the younger males mouths as a rite of passage. It is believed that this transfer some of the male energy and might to the younger males, and is required for them to grow into full males.

One does not need ejaculate in childrens mouths to study this culture. Nor does one need to be ejaculated in to study this culture.
Alright buddy, I'm gonna go prepare the quiz and then we'll see if you can put your money where their hands are!
 

Adebisi

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So if I understand this correctly. Sheen has turned himself into a crack head Howard Hughes?
 

Chukzombi

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Almost picked up a tranny hooker 20 years ago. Looked like a hot blonde from down the block. Pulled up and all of a sudden a face that looked like Dee Snider of twisted sister appeared in my side window. Door opened and in a voice much like Xerxes whispered, " hey baby". Without even thinking, I hit the gas and peeled out of there. Didn't care if I ripped that gorgon's arm off. Luckily was no arm
In my car.
 

hodj

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Well, Jesus wouldn't jack off to anything.
Dude, Jesus totally jacked off to stuff.

Single dude, roaming around Canaan with 12 bros.

There was some serious pokemon + spooning and circle jerking going down there.
 

Kriptini

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Dude, Jesus totally jacked off to stuff.

Single dude, roaming around Canaan with 12 bros.

There was some serious pokemon + spooning and circle jerking going down there.
Jesus was probably one of those guys that would use Max Revives during "no items" battles.
 

Araxen

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I'd still do Bree Olsen bareback. She'd make it worth it I'm confident.