Hypothetical Girlfriend, Final Cut

None of the above.

This is so fucking stupid.

Quick, someone lock this before Mist finishes the poll

Needs a 12th option:


Forever Alone

What the fuck is this stupid ass shit. You're lucky I'm on my goddamn phone because my wife made a mess and I'm pissed

My answer has not changed across all three of these threads, now I expect all three of my selections delivered within 5-7 business days or I will file a formal complaint.

Shit, make a new poll, you need noodles wife in there. Crazy like half the time, always making big ass messes that she never cleans up, keeps fucking you but wants preggo times.

can I wrap 10/10 in ductape

forever

How about an option including "she does everything you like in sex"?

I miss the option where the girlfriend has a penis.

I mean, this is Rerolled afterall. If there's not some sausage cleverly tucked away, like 2/3 the board isn't on board.

AladainAF_sl said:

Mist,

If you need some dick I think J49 is available

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What in the world would Mist do with another dick?

1. If I'm going to get cheated on why am I with this person?
2. This woman sounds like she will eventually cheat on me unless I am forever perfect.
3. I live a very social life. Shyness is a deal breaker.
4. Very tempting, but people who push their desire for children too early in a relationship freak me out. It's like I'm just a means to an end... also, their impulsiveness makes me think they'd be a shit parenting partner.
5. I chose this one. Many women are pretty helpless, and it's not so bad. The sex thing is rare though.
6. She's not hot enough to tell me what to do with my money.
7. Another tempting option. If you didn't say 'habit' I would have chosen this. Too broad and I can imagine some real gross habits.
8. NOPE
9. NOOPE
10. I would date this girl for exactly 9 weeks, and never introduce her to anyone I know.