Hypothetical Girlfriend, Final Cut

a_skeleton_06 · Dec 30, 2015

This how I imagine the 1-10 scale.

1.

5.

10.

Hatorade · Dec 30, 2015

a_skeleton_06_sl said:
This how I imagine the 1-10 scale.

1.

5.

10.

That is a 1? Have you never seen an obese women with facial hair?

Mist · Dec 30, 2015

Shelly was the perfect example of a 1.

Trexxy was a solid 5, maybe a 6 on a good day if she didn't make retarded faces in pictures. (Maybe she just had a retarded face.)

Malena Morgan is a legit 11 irl.

Can't think of any other examples.

Malakriss · Dec 30, 2015

While Nester's post was... interesting, I will point out that we use a 1-10 scale with a 5.5 as the average rather than a 0-10 scale with 5.0 so a "5" is actually below average

Sutekh · Dec 30, 2015

Does anything below an 8 even matter?

Nester · Dec 30, 2015

Malakriss_sl said:
While Nester's post was... interesting, I will point out that we use a 1-10 scale with a 5.5 as the average rather than a 0-10 scale with 5.0 so a "5" is actually below average

the 1-10 systems is stupid, because 75% of women would be in the 6-9 range, thus your going to have very few outliers to give your data any meaning.

I think a more reasonable scale would be 0-1
0 being "Would not sleep with"
1 being "Would sleep with"

EDIT - TO clarify my original post and to respond to the anonymous "PM" that obviously mis understood.

Mist seemed to indicate that 5 or 5.5 was average because it was in the middle of the scale. I wanted to clarify that this is crazy and you should get off the road. The distribution needs to be weighted and from personal experience most pals don't even use the 1-4 on the spectrum, uggos cash in a 5, which can often being the floor.

Now that that is out of my system, please carry on with the crazy broad.

Sutekh · Dec 30, 2015

No the 1-10 system is stupid because you have uggos who think girls are like 7/8s because that's their preferred woman, when in actuality they're like 5/6s compared to other people's 7/8s

Nester · Dec 30, 2015

Malakriss_sl said:
While Nester's post was... interesting, I will point out that we use a 1-10 scale with a 5.5 as the average rather than a 0-10 scale with 5.0 so a "5" is actually below average

5.5 is the middle not the average, which is my whole point.

Frenzied Wombat · Dec 30, 2015

Mist_sl said:
Shelly was the perfect example of a 1.

Trexxy was a solid 5, maybe a 6 on a good day if she didn't make retarded faces in pictures. (Maybe she just had a retarded face.)

Malena Morgan is a legit 11 irl.

Can't think of any other examples.

Who's Shelly? Had to look Malena up, and she's definitely hot, but an 11? She's your hottest chick-crush?

Now THIS broad is an 11:@anacheri . Instagram photos and videos

Sutekh · Dec 30, 2015

Frenzied Wombat_sl said:
Who's Shelly?

PEACE

lurkingdirk · Dec 30, 2015

Mist_sl said:
'm sure I could have shacked up some some fat dyke a long time ago if I wanted to.

Void · Dec 30, 2015

I don't like any of these (which I understand is the point of the exercise), but the "girlfriend" part is what ruins it I think. If she's just a girlfriend, fuck it, I'm taking the 10/10 that fucks like a pornstar but thinks I'm cheating. If you're saying this is going to be my future mate/life-partner/long-term relationship/whatever, that's an entirely different story. But if I'm not locked into anything long-term, I'm taking that chick at the top that I'd probably never get in real life and riding it out for as long as I can.

Frenzied Wombat · Dec 30, 2015

Vvoid_sl said:
I don't like any of these (which I understand is the point of the exercise), but the "girlfriend" part is what ruins it I think. If she's just a girlfriend, fuck it, I'm taking the 10/10 that fucks like a pornstar but thinks I'm cheating. If you're saying this is going to be my future mate/life-partner/long-term relationship/whatever, that's an entirely different story. But if I'm not locked into anything long-term, I'm taking that chick at the top that I'd probably never get in real life and riding it out for as long as I can.

I've had a 9 that was crazy and thought I was cheating all the time. Not worth it even as just GF material. She'll fucking stalk you, poke through your phone/computer, stalk your Facebook, and randomly freak out and start shrieking whenever she gets her period and thinks you're fucking around on her. Have fun being verbally assaulted at 1am on a worknight by your GF that refuses to leave your house and won't let you go to bed because she's in Full Psycho mode.

ohkcrlho · Dec 30, 2015

Frenzied Wombat_sl said:
I've had a 9 that was crazy and thought I was cheating all the time. Not worth it even as just GF material. She'll fucking stalk you, poke through your phone/computer, stalk your Facebook, and randomly freak out and start shrieking whenever she gets her period and thinks you're fucking around on her. Have fun being verbally assaulted at 1am on a worknight by your GF that refuses to leave your house and won't let you go to bed because she's in Full Psycho mode.

I learn something here in FSR: never stick in crazy.

Cad · Dec 30, 2015

Frenzied Wombat_sl said:
Who's Shelly? Had to look Malena up, and she's definitely hot, but an 11? She's your hottest chick-crush?

Now THIS broad is an 11:@anacheri ??? Instagram photos and videos

I kinda think the difference between a 7 and a 10 is whether she's your type. When a chick is your type, you'll overlook flaws. When she's not your type, she's an uggo because of that mole.

Frenzied Wombat · Dec 30, 2015

Cad_sl said:
I kinda think the difference between a 7 and a 10 is whether she's your type. When a chick is your type, you'll overlook flaws. When she's not your type, she's an uggo because of that mole.

Agreed, but I'm really having trouble finding anything about Ana Cheri that can even drop her a .1 below a 10. Not even a mole.. Or thick ankles.. or anything except "come fucking sit on my face and asphyxiate me"

Kedwyn · Dec 30, 2015

The answer options in this poll show the person that created it has nearly zero experience in real relationships.

Cad · Dec 30, 2015

Frenzied Wombat_sl said:
Agreed, but I'm really having trouble finding anything about Ana Cheri that can even drop her a .1 below a 10. Not even a mole.. Or thick ankles.. or anything except "come fucking sit on my face and asphyxiate me"

She's a little too pear shaped for me, her tits are a little too fake and big/round. I don't like the slutty fake eyelashes she wears and her thighs are huge. I prefer them a bit more slender but not boy-like.

Frenzied Wombat · Dec 30, 2015

Cad_sl said:
. I prefer them a bit more slender but not boy-like.

You need to vacation in Thailand. Make it a legal boondoggle.

Cad · Dec 30, 2015

Frenzied Wombat_sl said:
You need to vacation in Thailand. Make it a legal boondoggle.

Probably going next year. Wife is down.

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