Hypothetical Girlfriend, Final Cut

Merrith_sl said:

Mist, I'm curious that if the looks scale kept going down, would the hypothetical girls share even more interests, be into better sex, and be nicer people overall? If you date a 1/10, is she basically the best person ever but a complete troll?

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"1/10, can do advanced algebra in her head, will let you vampirically siphon energy and menses"

Mist_sl said:

The looks scale won't go further down because everyone here thinks they deserve a girl who has above average looks and anyone below that is undateable.

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Sounds legit

how come we can't pick several

Why aren't my anime pillows an option you new england hooker

Mist_sl said:

The looks scale won't go further down because everyone here thinks they deserve a girl who has above average looks and anyone below that is undateable.

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Do I sense a hint of resentment?

I'm sure you're beautiful baby, just PM me a pic and I'll confidentially rate you on the scale in an unbiased manner.

Mist_sl said:

Hey, I'm not excluding myself. I definitely value looks pretty highly. I'm sure I could have shacked up some some fat dyke a long time ago if I wanted to.

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Irony being, that fat dyke probably thinks they deserve a girl who has above average looks and anyone below that is undateable.

Mist_sl said:

Hey, I'm not excluding myself. I definitely value looks pretty highly. I'm sure I could have shacked up some some fat dyke a long time ago if I wanted to.

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My cousin is a dyke who owns a pretty successful lawfirm in NYC, I can introduce you two if you want?

Sounds like your cousin could do better...

pics of cousin plz

Ffs this thread doesn't end?

Mist should just put up a poll with a bunch of rando nudes and put ONE of his best tucked-back or post-op nudes in there as an option---THEN have people vote according to their fuckability threshholds.

Should be much more accurate this sexual-access/shared-hobbies shit. What if my hobby is breaking prudish high-maintenance valley girls?

khorum_sl said:

pics of cousin plz

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Bro she's a lesbo, what you want with her? She's nothing special except for the fact that she's got like a couple hundred mill to her name.

Mist_sl said:

The looks scale won't go further down because everyone here thinks they deserve a girl who has above average looks and anyone below that is undateable.

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in the 1-10 scale of looks, 5 is certainly not the average... I would say 6.4 is more likely an average, There are going to be just tons of 6-8 but very few 1-4's. Honestly no one is ever rated much below 4 so use of the word "average" shows you are out of your element Donny.

Sutekh_sl said:

Bro she's a lesbo, what you want with her? She's nothing special except for the fact that she's got like a couple hundred mill to her name.

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Sigh, I dunno what I was thinking. There's what I imagine lezzie sex should be, and there's thereality that 75% lezzie sex is like watching sumo-wrestling on slow motion.

The important thing is that she's fucking mental.