Hypothetical Girlfriend, Final Cut

Famm · Dec 30, 2015

Merrith_sl said:
Mist, I'm curious that if the looks scale kept going down, would the hypothetical girls share even more interests, be into better sex, and be nicer people overall? If you date a 1/10, is she basically the best person ever but a complete troll?

"1/10, can do advanced algebra in her head, will let you vampirically siphon energy and menses"

Merrith · Dec 30, 2015

Mist_sl said:
The looks scale won't go further down because everyone here thinks they deserve a girl who has above average looks and anyone below that is undateable.

Sounds legit

chthonic-anemos · Dec 30, 2015

how come we can't pick several

bixxby · Dec 30, 2015

Why aren't my anime pillows an option you new england hooker

Sutekh · Dec 30, 2015

Mist_sl said:
The looks scale won't go further down because everyone here thinks they deserve a girl who has above average looks and anyone below that is undateable.

Do I sense a hint of resentment?

I'm sure you're beautiful baby, just PM me a pic and I'll confidentially rate you on the scale in an unbiased manner.

Cad · Dec 30, 2015

Mist_sl said:
The looks scale won't go further down because everyone here thinks they deserve a girl who has above average looks and anyone below that is undateable.

"Everyone here" as compared to whom? The real world? Where everyone is so honest about their own looks and shortcomings?

Mist · Dec 30, 2015

Hey, I'm not excluding myself. I definitely value looks pretty highly. I'm sure I could have shacked up some some fat dyke a long time ago if I wanted to.

Merrith · Dec 30, 2015

Mist_sl said:
Hey, I'm not excluding myself. I definitely value looks pretty highly. I'm sure I could have shacked up some some fat dyke a long time ago if I wanted to.

Irony being, that fat dyke probably thinks they deserve a girl who has above average looks and anyone below that is undateable.

Cad · Dec 30, 2015

Mist_sl said:
Hey, I'm not excluding myself. I definitely value looks pretty highly. I'm sure I could have shacked up some some fat dyke a long time ago if I wanted to.

Every lesbian I've ever talked to says all the other lesbians are fat/ugly/butch. And yet every lesbian I've talked to is a normal looking non-butch non-fat woman.

Sutekh · Dec 30, 2015

Mist_sl said:
Hey, I'm not excluding myself. I definitely value looks pretty highly. I'm sure I could have shacked up some some fat dyke a long time ago if I wanted to.

My cousin is a dyke who owns a pretty successful lawfirm in NYC, I can introduce you two if you want?

Famm · Dec 30, 2015

Sounds like your cousin could do better...

khorum · Dec 30, 2015

pics of cousin plz

ohkcrlho · Dec 30, 2015

Ffs this thread doesn't end?

khorum · Dec 30, 2015

Mist should just put up a poll with a bunch of rando nudes and put ONE of his best tucked-back or post-op nudes in there as an option---THEN have people vote according to their fuckability threshholds.

Should be much more accurate this sexual-access/shared-hobbies shit. What if my hobby is breaking prudish high-maintenance valley girls?

Sutekh · Dec 30, 2015

khorum_sl said:
pics of cousin plz

Bro she's a lesbo, what you want with her? She's nothing special except for the fact that she's got like a couple hundred mill to her name.

Nester · Dec 30, 2015

Mist_sl said:
The looks scale won't go further down because everyone here thinks they deserve a girl who has above average looks and anyone below that is undateable.

in the 1-10 scale of looks, 5 is certainly not the average... I would say 6.4 is more likely an average, There are going to be just tons of 6-8 but very few 1-4's. Honestly no one is ever rated much below 4 so use of the word "average" shows you are out of your element Donny.

Cad · Dec 30, 2015

Nester_sl said:
in the 1-10 scale of looks, 5 is certainly not the average... I would say 6.4 is more likely an average, There are going to be just tons of 6-8 but very few 1-4's. Honestly no one is ever rated much below 4 so use of the word "average" shows you are out of your element Donny.

Da fuq

khorum · Dec 30, 2015

Sutekh_sl said:
Bro she's a lesbo, what you want with her? She's nothing special except for the fact that she's got like a couple hundred mill to her name.

Sigh, I dunno what I was thinking. There's what I imagine lezzie sex should be, and there's thereality that 75% lezzie sex is like watching sumo-wrestling on slow motion.

Mist · Dec 30, 2015

Nester_sl said:
in the 1-10 scale of looks, 5 is certainly not the average... I would say 6.4 is more likely an average, There are going to be just tons of 6-8 but very few 1-4's. Honestly no one is ever rated much below 4 so use of the word "average" shows you are out of your element Donny.

Haha, what.

iannis · Dec 30, 2015

The important thing is that she's fucking mental.

Hypothetical Girlfriend, Final Cut

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