J49: An Erotic Life

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Royal

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Yeah, as epic as J's rise and fall have been, it's an error of recency to place him at the pinnacle of the forum drama mountain. It hasn't been delivered up at the same rate now as it was when the FoH board was such an active internet crossroads, so J's tale of woe is just more conspicuous than it otherwise would have been. Fuck you don't even have to try very hard to find a man who exceeded it. His face is on the RR logo. Sam became a meme beyond the board with his shenanigans, culminating with his registered sex offender mugshot making the rounds.
 
Royal

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It wouldn't be a contest. Sam has a much larger budget and, as I recall, bottom of the barrel taste in hoors.
 
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Royal_sl said:
It wouldn't be a contest. Sam has a much larger budget and, as I recall, bottom of the barrel taste in hoors.
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Sam lost all his income fighting for pedophile rights i talked to him last year and now he's barely getting by on slumlord money and he makes furniture on the side.
 
lurkingdirk

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So. Does anyone have a guess as to when Johnny and Capri get back together for a "date" next? He's cut off at home, so besides not getting blow jobs, he's not dipping the noodle. He went from regular wife noodle dipping with augmented heroine hooker blowjobs and public fucking to nothing.

Should we start a kickstarter for lotion?
 
LachiusTZ

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Ok, I wad to buy a chair made by Sam Death walker.

And someone want to give us a run down of the epic FoH drama? I remember the name of one but not any particulars.

Oh, and J49, post those nudes man. I think you are past that being a big deal. Lol
 
Erronius

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LachiusTZ_sl said:
And someone want to give us a run down of the epic FoH drama? I remember the name of one but not any particulars.
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Which FOH drama? Grobbeetrull? GaliemValent and Shelly1989, the LARPing period-blood vampires? (we still need the one Shelly roast-beef pic) Mippo, porn-star roommate and Coheed and Cambria? The entire Ravv saga? Camerous? Evelys? Tyen and the Donkette? Goliath? Kiksar and Kate has a Hoof?
 
Miguex

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lurkingdirk_sl said:
So. Does anyone have a guess as to when Johnny and Capri get back together for a "date" next? He's cut off at home, so besides not getting blow jobs, he's not dipping the noodle. He went from regular wife noodle dipping with augmented heroine hooker blowjobs and public fucking to nothing.

Should we start a kickstarter for lotion?
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last time he declared things quits I think I threw down a 4 day over under and it was 1.5 days. It won't take till the middle of next week. Won't be surprised if its later today, for that matter.
 
Johnny53

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thursday night slept in the spare room, last night sleep with her in our bed, but no touching, no hugs or kisses, we are talking and saying i love you to each other,
she tells me she is sad and hurt, the fact that its the same girl as before and that her mom knew enough to get in touch, means to her that there is a level of emotional attachment, i tried to deflect by saying it was a business transaction / pay to play and no emotional attachment, and she doesn't understand because shes not a guy
the fact that i am home every evening right after work, shows i am not out running around, the fact that i don't use family money should also help, because the most she could think i use is 10 -30 per week that maybe unaccounted for, so its not like it could have happened that often, she doesn't like the fact that i have her number,
i tried to compare that going back to the same girl for the bj was like going back to your favorite pizza place, her response was "whatever"
 
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You're going to try and bullshit us and say there was no emotional attachment? J we've been here from the start and have seen the texts and bullshit. You were just as dependent on this ho as the ho was on heroine.
 
Chysamere

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Erronius_sl said:
Which FOH drama? Grobbeetrull? GaliemValent and Shelly1989, the LARPing period-blood vampires? (we still need the one Shelly roast-beef pic) Mippo, porn-star roommate and Coheed and Cambria? The entire Ravv saga? Camerous? Evelys? Tyen and the Donkette? Goliath? Kiksar and Kate has a Hoof?
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I have a soft spot for the guy with the crazy woman above him complaining about the "electrical buzz"

Also how could you leave out Millie?

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Johnny53

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Tenks_sl said:
You're going to try and bullshit us and say there was no emotional attachment? J we've been here from the start and have seen the texts and bullshit. You were just as dependent on this ho as the ho was on heroine.
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duh, trying to bs my wife, of course there is an emotional attachment, but the wife has to think otherwise, there is no bullshitting the forum, please
 
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Tenks

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My bad J I thought you were trying to tell us that there wasn't an emotional attachment and your wife just doesn't understand because she's female
 
Johnny53

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in the back of my mind, i wonder if capri is the one who set this in motion, lately, shes talked of ending it with martin when he gets out of jail, she has asked me often if we could somehow spend the night together, when i told her that me and michele had a big fight last weekend, she said now would be a good time to get a room for the night, yeah, i wonder
 
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