J49: An Erotic Life

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Hoss

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I think we're missing something here. There's these texts about how it's over - 9:04 AM, then it turns around completely to how you can make her cum without touching - 2:48 PM.

And the rest of the conversation?
I think you missed that his wife was telling him she had typed those messages previously and then didn't send. i think it was right after she tried to make nice with him while he was being dense and not realizing it.

Yes, because I was only using my left hand.
Well played.
 

Breakdown

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You might be able to work a few freebies out on this, save enough for a nice dinner with the wife at Ruby Tuesday!

Serious question Johnny.....

Who do you love more?
 

Brand

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You might be able to work a few freebies out on this, save enough for a nice dinner with the wife at Ruby Tuesday!

Serious question Johnny.....

Who do you love more?
Fairly certain that he loves himself the most. Isn't that the entire point of this thread?
 

PatrickStar

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she's definitely going to try to kill your wife.
Fucking glad I am not the only one thinking this. Law and Order: Camden will become CSI: Camden if you don't fucking end this shit nuclear style yourself soon. Murder Suicides only seem funny in the movies.
 

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you guys are always predicting the worse.......years later, everything is going good, the wife is more attentive then ever,
one hooker is clean and raising a son, one hooker is dead, another hooker is clean, three hookers still getting high, one is in florida , working backpage
I've learned not to doubt you, you definitely have a horseshoe up your ass. You could probably bottle and sell your piss as. +5 luck potion.

I think you need to swing for the fences. Tell Michelle you want to help Capri get clean as a friend. Get her to move in with you as a way to help her get clean. Eventually you will have two cum sluts fielding your excessive cum shots.

Your wife clearly likes being shit on, I'm sure she would love this.
 

Hoss

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you guys are always predicting the worse.......years later, everything is going good, the wife is more attentive then ever,
one hooker is clean and raising a son, one hooker is dead, another hooker is clean, three hookers still getting high, one is in florida , working backpage
To be clear, most of the people who said you'd die of aids or be stabbed by a pimp were wishing, not predicting. In my case, I'm more worried than anything else. I wouldn't call it a prediction, just advising you to take some simple precautions. Make sure your wife knows what capri looks like and will run if she approaches, and be sure when you talk to capri you don't let her get the notion that your wife is standing between her and happiness. That's all bro. That kinda shit happens all the time when you fool around with young unstable girls.

Hey I got an idea for how to spend your kickback money. Enroll capri in community college. Don't give it to her, just pay for her to take a couple classes per semester as long as she keeps her grades up.
 

Tearofsoul

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Really? You really expect Capri would go to school? No offense to your good intention, but unless something dramatic happen to Capri, her hooker lifestyle isn't likely to change.
 

Pemulis

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lol, goes to ghetto to pick up cheap hooker, sends her to community college. i don't even
 

fanaskin

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You should change your phone numbers and never talk to that psycho capri ever again who wants to break up your marriage. Spend your time fucking your wife and spending money on your family instead of living for cheap thrills.
 

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you guys are always predicting the worse.......years later, everything is going good, the wife is more attentive then ever,
one hooker is clean and raising a son, one hooker is dead, another hooker is clean, three hookers still getting high, one is in florida , working backpage
I guess our definition of "going good" is a little different than yours.