J49: An Erotic Life

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chaos

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Community college. If you can't do math, then fuck it, don't do math. Community colleges generally have a variety of classes available that she might find interesting. You don't need math as a pre-req for art history, or diesel mechanic, or whatever. I'm not thinking she'll get a degree in pharmacology. Not even expecting her to get a degree unless she finds something she really digs.
I really don't think you understand the life this girl is living. That's not a dig, why would you? Yeah bro, community college is not in her immediate future. Maybe when she's 40 and gets saved at Narconon or something she can take a few classes.
 

Hoss

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You're giving up on her just like everyone in her life. Everyone except Johnny.
 

Picasso3

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Get her a job in the Bakken as a greaser, she'd make good money, have little access to drugs and all the dicks she can handle
 

Sloshed

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I just started watching Game of Thrones and I swear Capri will look like this if she ever lives this long.

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Hoss

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Get her a job in the Bakken as a greaser, she'd make good money, have little access to drugs and all the dicks she can handle
I don't understand any of this. What's the bakken? What's a greaser? Why would the job provide access to dick and not drugs?
 

Brikker

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I think there's a shitload of drugs up there anyway. Drugs and prostitution follow low and middle class blue collar money.
 

Hoss

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Isn't that your usual date with smack whores Bragon? I know that's what I do with them every single time.
 

radditsu

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Your wife is actively participating in your relationship again and you are still banging hoors? Welp there we go. All we need to know about your character.