J49: An Erotic Life

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Ridas

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He will get tested, wife thinks everything is ok and he continues to bang hookers without protection and give everybody eids.
 
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Depending on J49's test results, Mods should make this his new avatar. It would be HIV-positively awesome.

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Hoss

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For real Johnny, what happened? How are you rationalizing this? Maybe you're just bangin hoors till the test and will stop after that once the wife actually puts out.
 
Hoss

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You need to remove the temptation.

No, I don't mean kill her. I mean block the number so you don't see any more messages from her. Or does she even have a constant number?
 
Fifey

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Hoss_sl said:
You need to remove the temptation.

No, I don't mean kill her. I mean block the number so you don't see any more messages from her. Or does she even have a constant number?
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This is the correct way to quit seeing her, change your phone number and delete her contact. Make it out of sight out of mind.

Either that or keep blowing your kickback money on heroin and deal with the massive fallout that's brewing with your wife.
 
Hoss

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Yeah changing your number is kind of a last resort but it might be what he has to do. You change your number and it affects everyone else you know too. Unless you were smart enough to have a hooker phone. But I think that question was already asked and the answer was no.

Block her and her mom on facespace too. On your wife's page, your page, the joint page, and your whore monging page.
 
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Before I'd stick my dick in dem hoors he's banging I'd eat my goddamn cell phone. Problem solved. Problem STAYING solved. Sure, you could change number/ delete their contact info...but nothing says DONE like EAT YOUR PHONE. And if you have the urge to drive to meet them, EAT YOUR DAMN CAR!!!! Either that, or resolve that you've got an addiction to whores and embrace it completely. I recommend moving to Las Vegas. At least there, you'll find whores who don't look like Amy Winehouse...cuz seriously, one of them bitches you diddle lookes like Amy Winehouse...post mortem.
 
Fifey

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You can't buy top notch escorts for the price of 4 bags of dope. J49 would burn through his kickbacks too fast to keep his addiction fed.
 
Hoss

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Yeah, vegas whores are ridiculously expensive. And they're hustlers, no doubt those bitches would demand full price for every nut.
 
Calbiyum

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I love everyone giving advice for him to stop seeing whores yet we all await the stories about the whores and if he stopped seeing them yooud all be upset.

The one thing i dont get is why its taking so long to get an std test
 
Adebisi

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Johnny49_sl said:
so what did i do today....met up with capri and her sister ...gave her sister $20 for gas, $50 to spend on her baby girl and $200 for capri, so she could get some new clothes , spent about 5 minutes with capri...this was our good-bye

then went home to meet the wife for lunch.....
some of the things she said...
"reading her memory journal, i was thinking he should be making memories with me"
"its understandable if you are missing her, she was part of your life for 2 years"
"i hope you don't regret choosing me over her"
"i will do my best to keep it exciting"
"is there anything you did with her that you would like us to try ?"
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Remembering j49's " goodbye "
 
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