J49: An Erotic Life

Borzak · Oct 30, 2015

Feel like I stumbled into the 15th chapter of a book.

Johnny53 · Oct 30, 2015

kegkilla · Oct 30, 2015

Johnny49_sl said:
sorry i already turned down deena this morning, and i have no appetite

so just pound a few beers with me. i'll buy so you don't have to worry about your old lady getting on your case.

Chanur · Oct 30, 2015

kegkilla_sl said:
so what do you say about lunch Johnny? how bout we throw back a few beers and an order of coconut shrimp at Bahama Breeze?

I think you two should tag team some HOORS.

kegkilla · Oct 30, 2015

hell you can bring the old lady if you want and i'll do some couples counseling.

Flipmode · Oct 30, 2015

Yeah J, your marriage is toast bro. I hope you were smart enough to nuke that "family" account.

LachiusTZ · Oct 30, 2015

This is awesome

Zzen · Oct 30, 2015

J49, now seems like the perfect time to ask your wife to write RR SS on her tits and take a pic. She knows her sexual frigidity has pushed you to this, let the healing begin.

jooka · Oct 30, 2015

Vinyard_sl said:
J49, now is the time to surprise your wife with a shit ton of flowers. One of those come home from work, and the entire walkway or whatever is just filled with them. She will love that!

She doesn't give him enough allowance for this or he risks her finding out about his side $$$$

Remit_sl · Oct 30, 2015

Johnny49_sl said:
no....the std-bj was from a stripper at a strip club
she thinks capri is the same stripper, not a street whore
i guess strangers can message you on Fb , shes not on a friend list

I concede that it was I who was wrong. You did previously state that it was a bj from a stripper. The FB thing is weird though. There were so many solutions to this problem. Did you want to get caught?

Grimscar_sl · Oct 30, 2015

How long do your kids have left at school?

Adebisi · Oct 30, 2015

What does your wife do for a living, J49? Is she going to be able to function at work today?

Skanda · Oct 30, 2015

I fucking warned you! You could have had a shot with your wife's sister since she's down with open relationships but now you've blown it dumb ass.

ohkcrlho · Oct 30, 2015

maybe keg is capri

Gavinmad · Oct 30, 2015

kegkilla_sl said:
"Hey Hun, my phone is about to die. Can I grab yours to call (kids name) and remind them to _____?"

You had 20 mins and couldn't think of that?

^^

khorum · Oct 30, 2015

Vinyard_sl said:
Time for a foursome? Capri, her mom, and J's wife

This is how this movie needs to end.

Drakurii · Oct 30, 2015

Sloshed_sl said:
She will find out the whole story from Capri's mom. There is no way she stays with him. She is calling divorce lawyers as we speak.

Avvo.com - Legal. Easier.

Breakdown · Oct 30, 2015

HOLY SHIT THIS IS EPIC

My FAVORITE PART is that Johnnys life has been completely destroyed and HES MORE WORRIED THAT THE WHORE IS OK!

That is the truest love I have ever seen.

bleedat · Oct 30, 2015

i can start to pay your wife for sex? allows her to get even and make some money for the kids.

hodj · Oct 30, 2015

Be proud, johnny49, for thou hath ascended to the hallowed halls of shame!

Few will know this feeling, few will experience this moment when their retardation is enshrined in perpetuity to collect dust in the museum built to display the greatest stupidities this forum community can deliver!

Bask in this moment and be at peace with the depths you have wallowed in.

Truly you have earned this honor.

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